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Sitting at a laundromat while my clothes are drying. I'm out of clean shirts and the ex's household goods won't be delivered until Wednesday. She also forgot to have the gas turned on, so we have to take cold showers until Monday. (I fly home tomorrow.)

An African-American woman just asked me for an example of a racial slur. I wasn't sure if it was a trick question, so I took the easy way out and said something about Mexicans. She just muttered "That's a good one" and walked away. Weird.

Haha!

Poor old Mexicans...

At the airport in Oklahoma City. It's a short 200-mile flight to Dallas and then another 250 miles to San Antonio.

It'll be nice to be home, but I'll miss the pug the ex rescued today. He's a snorting ball of energy.

Just landed in Dallas.

Only to walk out of the shower and realise it was all a dream?

Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2009, 11:16 PM BST

Only to walk out of the shower and realise it was all a dream?

The last 10 days were nightmarish at times.

Home at last. Ahhh.

Quote: DaButt @ August 17 2009, 2:41 AM BST

Home at last. Ahhh.

Nice to be home?

(Silly question really)

Quote: Robert D @ August 17 2009, 3:36 AM BST

Nice to be home?

Yeah, but I miss the dog the ex picked up this morning. He's hilarious.

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Awwww. :)

Saw the Walking With Dinosaurs Arena event this weekend. I sat with mouth open and tears in my eyes throughout the show. I can die happy after seeing 'real' dinosaurs.
:D

Is a little annoyed as the back part of his exhaust has come loose!

I'd be fuming.

Quote: SlagA @ August 17 2009, 12:54 PM BST

Saw the Walking With Dinosaurs Arena event this weekend. I sat with mouth open and tears in my eyes throughout the show. I can die happy after seeing 'real' dinosaurs.
:D

Damn I thought it was for kids and would suck so I didn't go. It was playing all this week in Ottawa.

Ellie is really busy at work! Boooo

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