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Calling all goths

Any goths on BSG? I only ask because I have a mate who is quite a flamboyant one and his birthday's coming up soon, and I was thinking about buying him this: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GIANT-GEAR-STEAMPUNK-VICTORIAN-GOTHIC-POCKET-WATCH-GOTH_W0QQitemZ390080135057QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad2967f91&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Wot you fink? Gothy enough?

Nice. But it's for you really isn't it.

Calling all Goths?

You don't call Goths, you set traps & wait till it's dark.

That's a lovely watch.

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Depends what type of goth he is. For example a cyber goth would like a tech-y gadget. I guess you know your friend best. :)

Cyber goth? iGoth?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 16 2009, 10:59 PM BST

Depends what type of goth he is. For example a cyber goth would like a tech-y gadget. I guess you know your friend best. :)

He's a vampy goth.

Quote: bigfella @ August 16 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Nice. But it's for you really isn't it.

:O Whistling nnocently

Nah I'm no Goth, I don't have the hair for it

Quote: sootyj @ August 16 2009, 10:50 PM BST

That's a lovely watch.

Tis, innit?

Well if he loves evil, blood sucking bitches. Why not this

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And a pump.

Or a bucket.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 16 2009, 11:02 PM BST

He's a vampy goth.

Then it looks like a pretty good bet.

I'm not remotely gothy and even I quite like it.

Quote: zooo @ August 16 2009, 11:47 PM BST

I'm not remotely gothy and even I quite like it.

But it has no bobbles on it!

I can always attach one of my spares!

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 16 2009, 10:42 PM BST

Wot you fink? Gothy enough?

I've been emaciated, worn skin-tight black jeans and black Byronic shirts, put pink highlights in my long black hair and worn black eyeliner. At university, a friend encouraged my idiotic vanity by giving me a faux Victorian walking stick, the metal top of which unscrewed to become a dagger. Looking back, I wish he would have instead given me a t-shirt with the slogan 'man the f**k up and stop acting like a ponce'.

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