Another attempt at a silent sketch....
CLOSE UP OF A MAN'S MOUTH, HE HAS A REALLY UNKEMPT GOATEE BEARD.
HE LICKS HIS LIPS.
CAMERA PULLS BACK TO REVEAL HE IS ABOUT TO PERFORM CUNNILINGUS ON A BLOWUP DOLL.
AS HIS FACE LANDS ON THE DOLL IT BURSTS, AND FLIES ROUND THE ROOM.
Not sure if people would get the link when viewing it?
I watched an advert like that earlier (on the net), but it was stubble on a breast implant.
Doing some 'research' hey Nil?
Yeah, when I think about it, the whole 'blow-up' doll bursting has been done before, so probablly not the most original thought.
I just quite liked the thought of him muffing a doll for 'her pleasure'.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 16 2009, 8:39 PM BSTDoing some 'research' hey Nil?
I think rather than the goatee being unkempt it should be altogether too kempt and pointy.
Quote: AngieBaby @ August 16 2009, 8:39 PM BSTDoing some 'research' hey Nil?
Yeah, when I think about it, the whole 'blow-up' doll bursting has been done before, so probablly not the most original thought.
I just quite liked the thought of him muffing a doll for 'her pleasure'.
Like the Airplane auto-pilot scene?
I don't think it works as it.
You need something obviously sharp.
And then a twist - he bursts and flys round the room?
I'll shut up now.
Quote: bigfella @ August 16 2009, 8:47 PM BSTYou need something obviously sharp.
And then a twist - he bursts and flys round the room?
I like that idea. How about a lip piercing?
Will that do?
Great ideas guys, thanks, although now I think it's got to be a tongue piercing surely?
Of course. 
Quote: bigfella @ August 16 2009, 8:55 PM BSTWill that do?
WTF? Still, handy if you've lost your bottle-opener.