EXT. A GARDEN, CIRCA 1680
A BEWIGGED SCIENTIST IS SAT BENEATH AN APPLE TREE, WRITING IN A NOTEBOOK. HE TAKES OFF THE WIG TO MOP HIS BROW, AND AS HE DOES SO, AN APPLE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON THE HEAD.
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INT. AUDITORIUM.
THE BEWIGGED SCIENTIST IS STANDING AT A LECTERN.
SCIENTIST
...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I discovered concussion.
END.
I lol'd 
Simple but oh so sweet.
That's very good.
Like it, could also be something like.
And that gentle men is how I discovered the term workplace injury. No win, no fee.
Cheers guys. Nice variant danny.
Works well.
Made me laugh.
Tres bon bon, monsieur.
Quote: Timbo @ August 16 2009, 7:21 PM BST...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I discovered concussion.
Ladies? In 1680? I think not.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 17 2009, 10:22 AM BSTLadies? In 1680? I think not.
Not sure about that. I was under the impression that society ladies attended scientific lectures.