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Alan Duncan MP Page 8

Quote: sootyj @ August 15 2009, 12:12 AM BST

Ha ha! What have you been cleaning your floors with then?

You have sticky floors sir.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 10:21 PM BST

He burnt the Reichstag pretty sharpish after getting voted, so Prince Charles probably would have approved.

Surely Prince Charles is in favour of preserving old buildings...?

Quote: Timbo @ August 14 2009, 10:22 PM BST

Yes. Dictators are just politicians who get to live the dream.

:D

It was built in 1871 so at less than a 100 years old he'd have considered it a monsterous carbunkle.

I also suspect he'd have wanted Eva to shit on him, with no nancy coffee table in the way.

Quote: sootyj @ August 15 2009, 8:26 AM BST

It was built in 1871 so at less than a 100 years old he'd have considered it a monsterous carbunkle.

I doubt it. It wasn't a soulless glass and steel monstrosity. As far as I'm aware. :)

Quote: sootyj @ August 15 2009, 8:26 AM BST

I also suspect he'd have wanted Eva to shit on him, with no nancy coffee table in the way.

Can't see Hitler being into anything sexual at all, let alone anything kinky

Hitler almost certainly had syphilis, so he must have had his end away a few times.

Quote: Aaron @ August 15 2009, 12:39 PM BST

Hitler almost certainly had syphilis, so he must have had his end away a few times.

Really, I never knew that - where is the evidence for this claim then?

Medical records it's a well known fact.

As was his taste for kinky sex, he was so nutty the OSI had an elite team including Jung analyse him long distance.

Quote: Aaron @ August 15 2009, 12:39 PM BST

Hitler almost certainly had syphilis, so he must have had his end away a few times.

Not nescassarily. You can get it from toilet seats.

Quote: chipolata @ August 17 2009, 5:22 PM BST

Not nescassarily. You can get it from toilet seats.

I hear that's how you can catch the gay too.

Quote: Curt @ August 17 2009, 5:35 PM BST

I hear that's how you can catch the gay too.

That's why I always go behind bushes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8243026.stm

Good move on DC's part!

Quote: bigfella @ August 15 2009, 12:52 PM BST

Really, I never knew that - where is the evidence for this claim then?

Witnesses to his behaviour and apparent symptoms, official medical records, drugs he's known to have taken, etc.

Quote: bigfella @ September 7 2009, 9:11 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8243026.stm

Good move on DC's part!

Sad, but probably necessary.

Quote: Aaron @ September 7 2009, 9:19 PM BST

Witnesses to his behaviour and apparent symptoms, official medical records, drugs he's known to have taken, etc.

Yes I've been reading about this - seems he got it quite early in life.

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