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Arrrrrghhh!!

Must. Kill. Bea!!! What an ugly person. Quick, let's jump ship! Angry

Don't get me wrong, I'd like to kill Halfwit too.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 12:07 AM BST

Don't get me wrong, I'd like to kill Halfwit too.

"But, Dude!"

:D Yeah, exactly.

My name is Jane P and I've been watching Big Brother.

I know it's awful but I started in the delusion that I wouldn't get hooked and was merely observing them for comedy material. It was too late by the time Marcus confirmed I was a bit like him - a loner who has 'some' friends - they're on the 'computer' but they meet up once a year so... Huh?

Amidst my self hatred and terrible lows there are still the occasional highlights like the anticipation of seeing HalfWit's face when he gets booted out tonight. If only we could let all the smug ones know how much we don't like them!

And Bea's classic line last night - in between calling everyone numpties and saying how intelligent she is and moaning and saying she doesn't moan and getting upset cos HW laughed when M said she could dish it but couldn't take it and still not seeing the irony in her slagging them off in the same speech she blubbed:

"Well I didn't say to Marcus - 4 million people will say you've got the saddest haircut since 1982" :)

Ooh how could you Bea? You'd have hurt him less if you'd stabbed him in the heart. :(

:D One of us. One of us.

Hopefully Halfwit will go tonight, and Marcus will go mental (Wolverine styley) and kill everyone.

Oops did I say that out loud? :$

Yes, I'm really hoping Marcus will be the first one to rush the door when they boot Halfwit out and see how the production team cope with that. He could run amok in the audience while Davina tries to restore order!

But no doubt he'll just sulk instead, like he usually does...

Re: Marcus and his photo.

He's seriously deluded about the way he looks.

He's a bit jessy all right. :)

Just watching last nights episode. Poor old Rodrego

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! Angry F**king witch!!!!

I haven't been watching for a bit, but did Marcus cut all his hair off? I heard he did.

If he did, I missed it.

Quote: zooo @ August 14 2009, 2:27 PM BST

I haven't been watching for a bit, but did Marcus cut all his hair off? I heard he did.

All his hair? Except for the bald spot I imagine.

Haha.
Well not ALL of it, just lots of it. Before BB had him take a new official photo, I read...?

Not sure...

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Hahaha! Oh that photo will be a BIG improvement.

Wonder what that hair rumour was all about then..

D That's what I thought. I don't think that's the one he chose though.

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Quote: zooo @ August 14 2009, 3:18 PM BST

Wonder what that hair rumour was all about then..

Someone who is obviously jealous of his awesome hair. *sniggers*

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