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Daytime Advert Milfs and other such things. Page 4

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:13 PM BST

I am. I am.
A GAYMO!

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:14 PM BST

Unimpressed

*Hides his John Barrowman Album*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:51 PM BST

If one of my friends suggested I wasn't doing the washing properly I'd tell them to f**k off.

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!

Quote: Marc P @ August 14 2009, 2:15 PM BST

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!

Or the other mother.

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:00 PM BST

Because men don't discuss their shite in public.

What about critique?

Quote: Marc P @ August 14 2009, 2:15 PM BST

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!

Only in yourshameful dreams, the ones that make that Vanish MILF extra annoyed...

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:16 PM BST

Or the other mother.

Was that a Corraline pun? Cool.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:17 PM BST

Only in yourshameful dreams, the ones that make that Vanish MILF extra annoyed...

Was that a Corraline pun? Cool.

.....Not sure how Dolly would look with button eyes, although it'd almost be like twins mmmmmmm I will ponder on this further.

To the Lab!

Quote: Marc P @ August 14 2009, 2:16 PM BST

What about critique?

That's not public more of an exclusive club for the deluded and sad.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:19 PM BST

That's not public more of an exclusive club for the deluded and sad.

Wave Wave

....Wait a second.

Quote: Marc P @ August 14 2009, 2:15 PM BST

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!

In her old age she has become rather foul-mouthed herself, bless her.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 2:32 PM BST

In her old age she has become rather foul-mouthed herself, bless her.

Oh ok. WHat about that sexy posh girlfriend of yours then?

Quote: Marc P @ August 14 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Oh ok. WHat about that sexy posh girlfriend of yours then?

Which one?! All my mates are gorgeous!

Yeah women always say that till you meet them!

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:19 PM BST

.....Not sure how Dolly would look with button eyes,

I've done that one on my daughter. I stuck buttons over my eyes and said I was her other mother. She got a bit upset in the end.

Er what's the first letter of her name?

I have an ill informed letter to write to The Sun.

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