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Daytime Advert Milfs and other such things. Page 3

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 1:57 PM BST

Why do all the adverts for bowel complaints always feature young, active, slim women and not overweight, sedentary middle-aged men? *stokes chin thoughtfully*

Have you seen the ads for 'chaffing'?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 2:00 PM BST

Have you seen the ads for 'chaffing'?

Oh that Special K woman is a bit up her self n all.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 1:57 PM BST

Why do all the adverts for bowel complaints always feature young, active, slim women and not overweight, sedentary middle-aged men? *stokes chin thoughtfully*

Or talk about hard uncomfortable objects going the other way...

I thinks it's because it makes trapped wind and pebbled stools sexier.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Or talk about hard uncomfortable objects going the other way...

Because they're all just waiting to dive over the table and start making out.

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Oh that Special K woman is a bit up her self n all.

I bet she has a post it note on her paracteamol saying

"You're doing so well, don't take all at once."

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 2:02 PM BST

I thinks it's because it makes trapped wind and pebbled stools sexier.

Could it be any sexier?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 2:00 PM BST

Have you seen the ads for 'chaffing'?

No... Is there a cure for chaffing? Other than not to rub something against something else?

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:03 PM BST

I bet she has a post it note on her paracteamol saying

"You're doing so well, don't take all at once."

Laughing out loud

Those Danon women are the same.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 2:03 PM BST

No... Is there a cure for chaffing? Other than not to rub something against something else?

Jetpack

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 2:03 PM BST

No... Is there a cure for chaffing? Other than not to rub something against something else?

It's some cream or gel and the visuals consist of inflated balloon figures with chaffed inner thighs.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:03 PM BST

I bet she has a post it note on her paracteamol saying

"You're doing so well, don't take all at once."

I've got that very same note.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 2:06 PM BST

I've got that very same note.

Got the smarmy red dress and all?

Lynx adverts should have a channel all of their own. They're funny enough to not be sleazy, usually.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 2:03 PM BST

No... Is there a cure for chaffing? Other than not to rub something against something else?

To not be so fat and disgusting.

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:07 PM BST

Got the smarmy red dress and all?

Are you aware quite how gay what you just typed was?

Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 2:07 PM BST

Got the smarmy red dress and all?

Yep. Though it's only red from where I slashed my wrists.

Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Are you aware quite how gay what you just typed was?

I am. I am.

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