Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 14 2009, 1:33 PM BSTI've got a bit of thing for the BT girl who used to be in Spooks. Shame she's marrying that lanky blonde twat.
She's rather hot... for a brunette.
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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:37 PM BSTDefinitely dressed as Sharpe. it makes his mullet acceptable.
I'm off to buy floor wipes now.
Is that a euphemism?
Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 1:41 PM BSTIs that a euphemism?
The mullet or the floor wipes?
You know those washing powder ads of the type where a boy gets his clothes dirty and is then attended-to by his hot young Mum and her equally hot and bubbly MILF friend (who seem to spend their days waiting in the kitchen for filthy stains)? They give me disturbing thoughts. I think they should be banned.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:44 PM BST
The mullet or the floor wipes?
Floor Wipes
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 1:46 PM BSTYou know those washing powder ads of the type where a boy gets his clothes dirty and is then attended-to by his hot young Mum and her equally hot and bubbly MILF friend (who seem to spend their days waiting in the kitchen for filthy stains)? They give me disturbing thoughts. I think they should be banned.
Didn't they say that in one of them Sunny D ads?
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Your mum has a cute little ass on her.
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Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:39 PM BSTActually there's one where Felicity Kendall says she "Likes to get stuck in," eh phwoor, wouldn't say no.
- Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
- I'm only thirteen.
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 1:46 PM BSTYou know those washing powder ads of the type where a boy gets his clothes dirty and is then attended-to by his hot young Mum and her equally hot and bubbly MILF friend (who seem to spend their days waiting in the kitchen for filthy stains)? They give me disturbing thoughts. I think they should be banned.
If one of my friends suggested I wasn't doing the washing properly I'd tell them to f**k off.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ August 14 2009, 1:51 PM BST- Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
- I'm only thirteen.
Mummy, why are your hands so soft?
- I've just finished giving the milkman a handjob
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:51 PM BSTIf one of my friends suggested I wasn't doing the washing properly I'd tell them to f**k off.
MILF cat fight? Lovely... 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:51 PM BSTIf one of my friends suggested I wasn't doing the washing properly I'd tell them to f**k off.
Are you the kind of gals that hang around coffee bars and discuss bowel movements?
Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 1:53 PM BSTAre you the kind of gals that hang around coffee bars and discuss bowel movements?
Yes, we're a sort of poor man's Sex and The City and advise each other on hard stools.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:54 PM BSTYes, we're a sort of poor man's Sex and The City and advise each other on hard stools.
Hard stool? you should try these shiteeze, I have some in my handbag.
Why do all the adverts for bowel complaints always feature young, active, slim women and not overweight, sedentary middle-aged men? *stokes chin thoughtfully*
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 1:57 PM BSTWhy do all the adverts for bowel complaints always feature young, active, slim women and not overweight, sedentary middle-aged men? *stokes chin thoughtfully*
Because men don't discuss their shite in public.