As I have a bit of time on my hands waiting for a new job to stuff I've noticed that there's loads of ace stuff on daytime TV.
Personally I love them MILFs you get on adverts.
1 The Vanish women in their tight pink tshirts, with their stern you've been a dirty boy smiles.
All you have to do is stain yourself....
I may add others.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:17 PM BST
I may add others.
Please do.
You filthy unimaginative pig!
Ok then the bird from the King Bingo advert. You know the one who ends up in a nice frock with the soul singers.
You could get it on, on her DFS sofa whilst they sung the theme from Shaft and Mr Lover Man. Whilst she says 20p in a sultry exitable fashion.
'Sorry about the tissues, I've got a bit of a cold.'
*makes mental note to never, ever touch sootyj's television remote*
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:22 PM BSTYou filthy unimaginative pig!
Ok then the bird from the King Bingo advert. You know the one who ends up in a nice frock with the soul singers.
You could get it on, on her DFS sofa whilst they sung the theme from Shaft and Mr Lover Man. Whilst she says 20p in a sultry exitable fashion.
Ohh no there is a kitchen ad with some chicks in posh frocks looking hot can't remember which one though. Advertising clearly works.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:17 PM BSTwaiting for a new job to stuff
Was that a Freudian slip or a premonition?
I hope it goes well for you though.
Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 1:24 PM BSTAdvertising clearly works.
And seeing as I'm the person who buys these products their aim, via fairly attractive, non-threatening women-next-door types, isn't working either.
I would like to see Sean Bean trying to sell me floor wipes.
Start I am a bit of a worrier though.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:28 PM BSTAnd seeing as I'm the person who buys these products their aim, via fairly attractive, non-threatening women-next-door types, isn't working either.
I would like to see Sean Bean trying to sell me floor wipes.
What dressed as Sharpe? Ruggedly rubbing at the floor and calling you m'lady in a rugged Shefield accent?
TOugh! You've got Barry Scott.
Ha Ha Bang!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 14 2009, 1:28 PM BSTI would like to see Sean Bean trying to sell me floor wipes.
Hi Dolly
Do you miss the old days? Fit guys taking their shirts off to sell Diet Coke. Fit blokes taking their shirts off to sell jeans. Basically fit blokes taking their tops off is all I ask for in an ad.
With equivalents for those who prefer ladies with their tops off of course.
Do they still have those weird ads where no-one actually knew what it was for? I think they were to attract people who like that kind of thing but most of us couldn't be bothered to find out?
I've got a bit of thing for the BT girl who used to be in Spooks. Shame she's marrying that lanky blonde twat.
Especially since they stopped giving her anylines!
I thang you.
Quote: sootyj @ August 14 2009, 1:30 PM BSTWhat dressed as Sharpe? Ruggedly rubbing at the floor and calling you m'lady in a rugged Shefield accent?
Definitely dressed as Sharpe. it makes his mullet acceptable.
I'm off to buy floor wipes now.
Quote: Jane P @ August 14 2009, 1:32 PM BSTHi Dolly
Do you miss the old days? Fit guys taking their shirts off to sell Diet Coke. Fit blokes taking their shirts off to sell jeans. Basically fit blokes taking their tops off is all I ask for in an ad.
As long as they're not too pretty and gay-looking.
Quote: Gavin @ August 14 2009, 1:24 PM BSTOhh no there is a kitchen ad with some chicks in posh frocks looking hot can't remember which one though. Advertising clearly works.
Surely not the Bounty kitchen roll ads, Gav?
Actually there's one where Felicity Kendall says she "Likes to get stuck in," eh phwoor, wouldn't say no.
Quote: SlagA @ August 14 2009, 1:38 PM BSTSurely not the Bounty kitchen roll ads, Gav?
Bounty is now called Plenty. There's some housewifey kitchen-based trivia for you.