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Quote: Mikey Jackson @ August 12 2009, 7:20 PM BST

Yeah, Jan mentioned this to me today.
It's called First Look and it sounds quite exciting.

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Quote: Marc P @ August 12 2009, 10:21 PM BST

Jan ever pay anybody for anything by the way?

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I heard he gives simply marvellous feedback:

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INT. JAN JUNG'S BATHROOM. DAY.

JAN JUNG IS TALKING TO MIKEY JACKSON. MIKEY IS MESMERISED. JAN SMILES BROADLY AND POINTS AT THE CLOSED TOILET SEAT LID

JAN: You cleaned the toilet lid a treat , Mikey (LIFTS LID) - and the bowl is simply out of this world.

MIKEY: (PROUDLY) Thank you, Mister Jung.

JAN PUTS HIS ARM AROUND MIKEY'S SHOULDER AND HUGS HIM.

JAN: You can call me Jan. (WINKS)

MIKEY: Ooooh, thank ---

JAN'S SMILE TURNS TO A SCOWL.

JAN: ( INTERRUPTS) ---But look at the pedestal!

MIKEY: Sorry?

JAN: So you should be!

MIKEY: But ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) Get down on your knees and ---

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) --- I don't do that sort of thing - not even for feedback!

JAN: I meant to get a closer look at the pedestal.

MIKEY: (REALISING) Oh...

MIKEY KNEELS DOWN AND LOOKS CLOSELY AT THE PEDESTAL.

JAN: What do you see?

MIKEY: It's ... It's a...

JAN: Come on - out with it!

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) I don't do that either - not even ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) --- It's a stain, isn't it Mikey?

MIKEY: Er...yes...

JAN: I give you damn good feedback for cleaning my bathroom and what do I get?

MIKEY: Sorry, Jan.

JAN: (SHOUTS) Mister Jung to you!

MIKEY: But I thought ---

JAN: There's a stain on my pedestal, Mikey. A yellow stain.

MIKEY: I... I must have missed it.

JAN: You're not giving me good value for feedback are you?

MIKEY: Well...

JAN: Are you?

MIKEY: No.

JAN: (POINTS FINGER AT MIKEY) Clean it again – this time, do it properly.

MIKEY: Yes, yes of course, Ja – (CORRECTS HIMSELF) - er – Mister Jung

JAN TURNS TO WALK OUT, STOPS, TURNS AROUND AND SMILES.

JAN: And if there are no stains on it.... (SMILES) ...not only will I give you even more feedback... (WINKS)...

MIKEY: (EXCITED) Yes?! Yes?!

JAN: ... I'll let you call me 'Jan' again.

MIKEY RUNS OVER AND HUGS AN EMBARRASSED JAN

MIKEY: Oh, thank you – thank you!

JAN, WITH AN 'EEE-YEW!' EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE PUSHES MIKEY CAREFULLY AWAY AND WALKS OUT LEAVING MIKEY TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY CLEAN THE PEDESTAL ONCE MORE.

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The Devil made me do it Mikey!

Quote: Morrace @ August 13 2009, 1:24 PM BST

I heard he gives simply marvellous feedback:

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INT. JAN JUNG'S BATHROOM. DAY.

JAN JUNG IS TALKING TO MIKEY JACKSON. MIKEY IS MESMERISED. JAN SMILES BROADLY AND POINTS AT THE CLOSED TOILET SEAT LID

JAN: You cleaned the toilet lid a treat , Mikey (LIFTS LID) - and the bowl is simply out of this world.

MIKEY: (PROUDLY) Thank you, Mister Jung.

JAN PUTS HIS ARM AROUND MIKEY'S SHOULDER AND HUGS HIM.

JAN: You can call me Jan. (WINKS)

MIKEY: Ooooh, thank ---

JAN'S SMILE TURNS TO A SCOWL.

JAN: ( INTERRUPTS) ---But look at the pedestal!

MIKEY: Sorry?

JAN: So you should be!

MIKEY: But ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) Get down on your knees and ---

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) --- I don't do that sort of thing - not even for feedback!

JAN: I meant to get a closer look at the pedestal.

MIKEY: (REALISING) Oh...

MIKEY KNEELS DOWN AND LOOKS CLOSELY AT THE PEDESTAL.

JAN: What do you see?

MIKEY: It's ... It's a...

JAN: Come on - out with it!

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) I don't do that either - not even ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) --- It's a stain, isn't it Mikey?

MIKEY: Er...yes...

JAN: I give you damn good feedback for cleaning my bathroom and what do I get?

MIKEY: Sorry, Jan.

JAN: (SHOUTS) Mister Jung to you!

MIKEY: But I thought ---

JAN: There's a stain on my pedestal, Mikey. A yellow stain.

MIKEY: I... I must have missed it.

JAN: You're not giving me good value for feedback are you?

MIKEY: Well...

JAN: Are you?

MIKEY: No.

JAN: (POINTS FINGER AT MIKEY) Clean it again – this time, do it properly.

MIKEY: Yes, yes of course, Ja – (CORRECTS HIMSELF) - er – Mister Jung

JAN TURNS TO WALK OUT, STOPS, TURNS AROUND AND SMILES.

JAN: And if there are no stains on it.... (SMILES) ...not only will I give you even more feedback... (WINKS)...

MIKEY: (EXCITED) Yes?! Yes?!

JAN: ... I'll let you call me 'Jan' again.

MIKEY RUNS OVER AND HUGS AN EMBARRASSED JAN

MIKEY: Oh, thank you – thank you!

JAN, WITH AN 'EEE-YEW!' EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE PUSHES MIKEY CAREFULLY AWAY AND WALKS OUT LEAVING MIKEY TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY CLEAN THE PEDESTAL ONCE MORE.

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Jan didn't like your script then, Morrace?

Quote: chipolata @ August 13 2009, 1:26 PM BST

Jan didn't like your script then, Morrace?

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He doesn't know yet whether he likes the script or not as he hasn't the voting ratings in yet.

Quote: Marc P @ August 13 2009, 1:31 PM BST

He doesn't know yet whether he likes the script or not as he hasn't the voting ratings in yet.

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I think we can probably guess those ratings.

Quote: chipolata @ August 13 2009, 1:31 PM BST

I think we can probably guess those ratings.

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Yes but are they from the first fifteen people to sign up and get a free pass or are they from others who have had to fight noooth and tail to be allowed to vote?

Are these ratings above deck?

Quote: Morrace @ August 13 2009, 1:24 PM BST

I heard he gives simply marvellous feedback:

________________________________________________________________________________

INT. JAN JUNG'S BATHROOM. DAY.

JAN JUNG IS TALKING TO MIKEY JACKSON. MIKEY IS MESMERISED. JAN SMILES BROADLY AND POINTS AT THE CLOSED TOILET SEAT LID

JAN: You cleaned the toilet lid a treat , Mikey (LIFTS LID) - and the bowl is simply out of this world.

MIKEY: (PROUDLY) Thank you, Mister Jung.

JAN PUTS HIS ARM AROUND MIKEY'S SHOULDER AND HUGS HIM.

JAN: You can call me Jan. (WINKS)

MIKEY: Ooooh, thank ---

JAN'S SMILE TURNS TO A SCOWL.

JAN: ( INTERRUPTS) ---But look at the pedestal!

MIKEY: Sorry?

JAN: So you should be!

MIKEY: But ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) Get down on your knees and ---

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) --- I don't do that sort of thing - not even for feedback!

JAN: I meant to get a closer look at the pedestal.

MIKEY: (REALISING) Oh...

MIKEY KNEELS DOWN AND LOOKS CLOSELY AT THE PEDESTAL.

JAN: What do you see?

MIKEY: It's ... It's a...

JAN: Come on - out with it!

MIKEY: (BACKING AWAY) I don't do that either - not even ---

JAN: (INTERRUPTS) --- It's a stain, isn't it Mikey?

MIKEY: Er...yes...

JAN: I give you damn good feedback for cleaning my bathroom and what do I get?

MIKEY: Sorry, Jan.

JAN: (SHOUTS) Mister Jung to you!

MIKEY: But I thought ---

JAN: There's a stain on my pedestal, Mikey. A yellow stain.

MIKEY: I... I must have missed it.

JAN: You're not giving me good value for feedback are you?

MIKEY: Well...

JAN: Are you?

MIKEY: No.

JAN: (POINTS FINGER AT MIKEY) Clean it again – this time, do it properly.

MIKEY: Yes, yes of course, Ja – (CORRECTS HIMSELF) - er – Mister Jung

JAN TURNS TO WALK OUT, STOPS, TURNS AROUND AND SMILES.

JAN: And if there are no stains on it.... (SMILES) ...not only will I give you even more feedback... (WINKS)...

MIKEY: (EXCITED) Yes?! Yes?!

JAN: ... I'll let you call me 'Jan' again.

MIKEY RUNS OVER AND HUGS AN EMBARRASSED JAN

MIKEY: Oh, thank you – thank you!

JAN, WITH AN 'EEE-YEW!' EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE PUSHES MIKEY CAREFULLY AWAY AND WALKS OUT LEAVING MIKEY TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY CLEAN THE PEDESTAL ONCE MORE.

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The Devil made me do it Mikey!

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Enjoyed.

Quote: chipolata @ August 13 2009, 1:26 PM BST

Jan didn't like your script then, Morrace?

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Jan Mister Jung not only doesn't like my script(s); he doesn't like me or my attitude! (I can't think why). I still send him my scripts though - but I don't get feedback any more. I don't even get an acknowledgment slip.

I'm seriously thinking of sending my scripts elsewhere; that'll teach him!

Mmmmnnnn.... No comment on this one.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 14 2009, 11:22 AM BST

Mmmmnnnn.... No comment on this one.

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Ah go on, go on.

I've heard a lot about this prod co on here. I understand they do a lot for nurturing new talent. Which is nice.

what sort of stuff have they made?

Ha! Morrace, you cad.

I'm simply championing (is that a word?) someone who could potentially root out some great talent, which can only be a good thing.

They've made features, and have sitcoms "in meetings."

I do believe our very own Tim is somewhere in the development stage with networks for a sitcom. ?

Quote: jdubya @ August 14 2009, 11:59 AM BST

I've heard a lot about this prod co on here. I understand they do a lot for nurturing new talent. Which is nice.

what sort of stuff have they made?

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I had a look at the comedy they made on their site. Not a good sign I have to say.

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ August 14 2009, 2:01 PM BST

Ha! Morrace, you cad.

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You're a sport, Mikey and no mistake! It's just all this chat about Jan/feedback, etc., has been going on for a while - remember this one?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9478

Seems to me it's all feedback and no greenbacks! You obviously have a relationship with Jan (not in a gay way); I do respect that and wish you well with it. But you know me, I'm a cynical old bugger who loves a laugh at someone's expense now and then!

Quote: Mikey Jackson @ August 14 2009, 2:01 PM BST

I do believe our very own Tim is somewhere in the development stage

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Yes, his balls dropped last week.

Quote: Morrace @ August 14 2009, 4:20 PM BST

Seems to me it's all feedback and no greenbacks!

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I do believe our very own Tim is somewhere in the development stage

Yes, his balls dropped last week.

BADOOM TISH!