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Quote: Ben @ August 13 2009, 11:23 PM BST

So, who's lucky enough to have had one of their forum posts put into the newsletter?

I HAVE.

Ah, but were you paid?

Are we allowed off topic here? Can't remember. Anyway, I like the newsletter, Devon knows how they do it.

I opened my BCG Newsletter and it was just a computer graphic of a laughing skull with floppy hair and glasses. The words 'Ha! Ha! You're computer's f**ked! Who's laughing now?!' appeared in big red letters under the skull.

Now my computer just runs a continual spell check over and over again.

Weird.

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 13 2009, 11:25 PM BST

Yes I got quoted last week.

*high fives*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 13 2009, 11:26 PM BST

Ah, but were you paid?

One day you'll realise it's not all about the moneys.

Are you putting it on your CV?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 13 2009, 11:30 PM BST

Are you putting it on your CV?

I'm not applying to be your secretary!

I'm quoted...sounding like a psycho...hurrah!

Quote: Ben @ August 13 2009, 11:31 PM BST

I'm not applying to be your secretary!

You'd get to sharpen my pencils.

Quote: sootyj @ August 13 2009, 11:32 PM BST

I'm quoted...sounding like a psycho...hurrah!

So am I, sounding like a Reece Shearsmith stalker.

I bow to the greatness of Dolly. Again.

Quote: Ben @ August 13 2009, 11:34 PM BST

I bow to the greatness of Dolly. Again.

Good. Now get filing.

I was the very first quote and I too sounded super mongo-licious!

Let that be a handy tip for all future BCG Newsletter hopefuls, try to make your posts sound as ill educated, ignorant and non-controversial as possible.

It comes naturally to me, but some of you educated types may have to work on it.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 13 2009, 11:27 PM BST

I opened my BCG Newsletter and it was just a computer graphic of a laughing skull with floppy hair and glasses.

Who could that be? Huh?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 13 2009, 11:34 PM BST

You'd get to sharpen my pencils.

Is that some sort of euphemism?

Quote: Ben @ August 13 2009, 11:23 PM BST

So, who's lucky enough to have had one of their forum posts put into the newsletter?

I HAVE.

ME TOO! But a few times ago. :$ I will shush about it soon.

Quote: Chappers @ August 14 2009, 10:11 AM BST

Is that some sort of euphemism?

Yep. It means he's got to polish my boots.

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