Quote: Chappers @ August 13 2009, 1:01 AM BSTI thought Peter Jones died ages ago.
Tall businessman Peter Jones
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Yeh Peter Jones the Dragon Den man, not Peter Jones the voice of the book.
Stupid customers who walk around the shop whistling at us like we're dogs. >_<
See I always got into trouble for that working in places in the past because I would explain to the customer I was not a dog and didn't answer to whistling or clicking.
I was a cheeky pixie!
I just can't get the hang of the word "scene" in that context.
And Robyn, your colleague should have got a pencil...
TTPYO: The "inbetween" stage as the colouring fades on my hair.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 13 2009, 9:08 PM BSTI was a cheeky pixie!
Where do they employ pixies!? 
!
At 'elf food shops...
BOOM BOOM!!!!
I saw a girl on the train today who looked like a pixie.
What, like elfin? Or she was wearing a green outfit while sitting on the only available toadstool on the train?
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2009, 9:23 PM BSTI saw a girl on the train today who looked like a pixie.
Crazy,
I saw a dude just the other day who walked into a gas station at 10 am wearing a shirt that read "I <3 Cock".
What surprised me most was the dude looked like a tough sort of labor guy. I figure it was a lost bet or something.
I saw an angry drunk with a can of Stella wearing a
"Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians Tshirt."
I assume he'd killed a lesbian.
I think he may have been the same guy I saw wanking off another tramps Labrador.
Quote: Rob H @ August 13 2009, 9:39 PM BSTWhat, like elfin? Or she was wearing a green outfit while sitting on the only available toadstool on the train?
Elfin? Eh?
She was wearing a green-ish top actually, I think.
I elf·in (lfn)
adj.
1.
a. Relating to or suggestive of an elf.
b. Made, done, or produced by an elf.
2. Small and sprightly or mischievous.
3. Having a magical quality or charm; fairylike: moved across the dimly lit stage with elfin grace.
I suppose I was referring to 2 or 3, but apologies for not making it clearer. Or maybe we should just settle on the culprit as the over-nuanced English language. For instance, I'd describe my ex-girlfriend as 'elfin', but I'd mean 'pretty, but a complete and utter mental bitch.'