Oh my goodness... watch this (if you're not easily offended)... and tell me if you think it's real...
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Quote: EllieJP @ August 13 2009, 9:25 AM BSTOh my goodness... watch this (if you're not easily offended)... and tell me if you think it's real...
Oh I'm offended!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 13 2009, 12:20 AM BSTHence.
It's very nice Nil
I think Nil might be ummmmm... obsessed. Back away from the guide Nil.
Quote: bigfella @ August 13 2009, 9:29 AM BSTOh I'm offended!
Yes but is it real? I know DannyJB was at the gig that day - I wonder if he saw that!
I have to say I'm not sure what dry humping is.
But if you are asking is this a video of young people rubbing their groins together while fully clothed - then yes, it is!
Quote: EllieJP @ August 13 2009, 9:25 AM BSTOh my goodness... watch this (if you're not easily offended)... and tell me if you think it's real...
Not really, they just look a bit sad. Now if they were shagging properly....
Quote: EllieJP @ August 13 2009, 9:36 AM BSTI think Nil might be ummmmm... obsessed. Back away from the guide Nil.
It's like a drug.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 13 2009, 9:59 AM BST
Why not animate that design Nil. Get a big arrow to come along and pierce the ballon and send it wizzing around - thus the comedy aspect . 
Or maybe not.
I'm not that bored. 
I just called up the passport application help line, because I'm having trouble finding anyone to countersign my passport application. It's hard, because I'm new in town.
I'm sure it's run by the two old woman from the charity shop in League of Gentleman.
The first woman sounded old, nothing wrong with that but...
Me: Hi, I'm having trouble finding someone to countersign my application.
Woman: Oh, I see... [thinks]
Me: I've read the list of acceptable people, but I don't know anyone, because I've just recently moved here.
Woman: Do you know any Doctors?
Me: Nope.
Woman: Any teachers?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman: Do you know a priest or vicar?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman: Hmmmm let me think [to herself] Who can sign, who can sign, who can sign... let me direct you to your local office.
ON HOLD
A woman even older and more vacant sounding than the last one.
Woman2: I believe you're having trouble finding a countersigner?
Me: Yes, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a Doctor?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a priest or vicar?
Me: No, I've read the list, right, and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a teacher?
Me: Nope. I've looked at the list and had a good think and I know no one, no doctors, no teachers, no one with a degree. Can I get someone whose about to qualify for a degree?
Woman2: Nope.
Me: Oh, right. Ok then.
Woman2: Do you know any accountants?
Me: No.
[long thinking silence]
Woman2: Do you know any priests?
Me: No.
Woman2: Ok, erm...
Me: Is this the passport application help line?
Woman2: Yep.
Me: Ok. Right, I think I better leave it for now and seek out someone on the list.
Woman2: Ok, then. Bye-bye.
Me: Bye.
[dial tone]
Understand my tone was understanding and polite. They really sounded like two old Grannies and I didn't have the heart to get annoyed.
But the moral of the story is, don't call the Passport Help line looking for help. Yes.
Quote: EllieJP @ August 11 2009, 3:50 PM BSTHow did he get the chance to do it three times without anyone stopping him?
Regent Street is practically dead after 11pm. It's quite possible that only CCTV operators witnessed it first-hand.
Quote: Morrace @ August 12 2009, 6:43 PM BSTMaybe you're not all there.
This could be true.
Quote: Aaron @ August 13 2009, 1:22 PM BSTRegent Street is practically dead after 11pm. It's quite possible that only CCTV operators witnessed it first-hand.
I've always fancied being a CCTV operator. just sitting starring at a lot of screens. I could do that.
Quote: chipolata @ August 13 2009, 1:28 PM BSTI've always fancied being a CCTV operator. just sitting starring at a lot of screens. I could do that.
Come on Chip. You're better than that.
Quote: bigfella @ August 13 2009, 1:31 PM BSTCome on Chip. You're better than that.
I just think it'd be a very relaxing, no-pressure job with ocassional bursts of excitement as chavs attack other chavs after a nights drinking.
Quote: Leevil @ August 13 2009, 1:17 PM BSTI just called up the passport application help line, because I'm having trouble finding anyone to countersign my passport application. It's hard, because I'm new in town.
I'm sure it's run by the two old woman from the charity shop in League of Gentleman.
The first woman sounded old, nothing wrong with that but...
Me: Hi, I'm having trouble finding someone to countersign my application.
Woman: Oh, I see... (thinks)
Me: I've read the list of acceptable people, but I don't know anyone, because I've just recently moved here.
Woman: Do you know any Doctors?
Me: Nope.
Woman: Any teachers?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman: Do you know a priest or vicar?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman: Hmmmm let me think (to herself) Who can sign, who can sign, who can sign... let me direct you to your local office.
ON HOLD
A woman even older and more vacant sounding than the last one.
Woman2: I believe you're having trouble finding a countersigner?
Me: Yes, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a Doctor?
Me: No, I've read the list and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a priest or vicar?
Me: No, I've read the list, right, and I know no one.
Woman2: Do you know a teacher?
Me: Nope. I've looked at the list and had a good think and I know no one, no doctors, no teachers, no one with a degree. Can I get someone whose about to qualify for a degree?
Woman2: Nope.
Me: Oh, right. Ok then.
Woman2: Do you know any accountants?
Me: No.
(long thinking silence)
Woman2: Do you know any priests?
Me: No.
Woman2: Ok, erm...
Me: Is this the passport application help line?
Woman2: Yep.
Me: Ok. Right, I think I better leave it for now and seek out someone on the list.
Woman2: Ok, then. Bye-bye.
Me: Bye.
(dial tone)
Understand my tone was understanding and polite. They really sounded like two old Grannies and I didn't have the heart to get annoyed.
But the moral of the story is, don't call the Passport Help line looking for help. Yes.
That is ace! But not for you. >_<
Quote: chipolata @ August 13 2009, 1:33 PM BSTI just think it'd be a very relaxing, no-pressure job with ocassional bursts of excitement as chavs attack other chavs after a nights drinking.
Where's the drive, the ambition, the quest for glory?