Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 12 2009, 9:51 PM BSTWell Done Paul.
And a very decent PPD (Post per day) ratio.
4.79.Mines only 3.67, just behind Renegade on 3.80
Nil Putters PPD is 31.66, so we may have to ask him in for a drugs test.
Fred, you are obviously losing it.
Happy 5000th Paul.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 12 2009, 9:51 PM BSTso we may have to ask him in for a drugs test.
Unfortunately I'd pass now. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 9:53 PM BSTUnfortunately I'd pass now.
They usually ask you to pass urine.
Quote: Badge @ August 12 2009, 9:53 PM BSTFred, you are obviously losing it.
Happy 5000th Paul.
You're probably right.
By the way 2.98 If you're interested.
Quote: Badge @ August 12 2009, 9:54 PM BSTThey usually ask you to pass urine.
I wasn't going to reply to this as it would increase my count further, but it was just so bad I had to. So, here's my post:
>_<
There, satisfied?!
Ok We'll forget that measurement.
Sorry about that.
I was going to call it the Putters scale as well.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 12 2009, 9:56 PM BSTYou're probably right.
By the way 2.98 If you're interested.
Great, thanks. I just didn't feel happy asking directly.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 9:57 PM BST>_<
There, satisfied?!
Yes. 
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 12 2009, 9:59 PM BSTOk We'll forget that measurement.
Sorry about that.I was going to call it the Putters scale as well.
See, now I feel the need to respond to that too:
Quote: Badge @ August 12 2009, 10:00 PM BSTYes.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 10:02 PM BSTSee, now I feel the need to respond to that too:
Can anyone score Nil?
*does maths*
Oh lord. I make 28.2 posts per dayyy.
Quote: Badge @ August 12 2009, 10:03 PM BSTCan anyone score Nil?
Eh? That's probably really funny. but you've lost me. 
See, this is way my count is so high. Chatting bollocks.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 10:06 PM BSTEh? That's probably really funny. but you've lost me.
Trust me, it's not.
Soooooo - milestone posts, eh?
Nil Putters.
I didn't think of that.
It will also have to mean 'no posts'
So every Newbie Has Nil Putters before they even make their first post.
It's a hell of an entrance exam!
Every lurker has Nil Putters.
But, but, that's meeeeeee. 