Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 9:25 PM BSTFor me
Sir Trevor McDonald and Liz Hurley.
Sir Trevor would provide the brains and a sensible, respectful child while Liz Hurley would make sure that the female kids would have great breasts.
Has no one paraphrased George Bernard Shaw's old line yet? To wit: But what if their kids get Sir Trevor's body and Liz Hurley's brain?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 10 2009, 7:33 PM BSTBesides, his hair is lovely.
He's like a black Barry Cryer.
Quote: Kenneth @ August 10 2009, 9:29 AM BSTHas no one paraphrased George Bernard Shaw's old line yet? To wit: But what if their kids get Sir Trevor's body and Liz Hurley's brain?
Then the human race is f**ked!
Quote: bigfella @ August 11 2009, 10:13 AM BSTThen the human race is f**ked!
You only have to read these forums to see that!
Quote: bigfella @ August 6 2009, 10:42 PM BSTSorry. Your other half has seen Liz Hurley's daughter's breasts? Isn't that wrong?
I saw Liz's Hurleys on an episode of Sharpe once. They weren't saggy then.
My DVD of that episode of Sharpe goes all peculiar at that bit. That's what too much "freeze-frame-pause" does to this new-fangled technology... 
I'm with SlagA on this because if you start with two you're assuming their kids will have sex with each other or their parents. 
I have similar issues with the whole Adam and Eve thing.
Even two couples isn't enough really. You've not thought this through BF - have you not studied breeding plants or animals? You need some attractive stock, some fit ones, some intelligent peeps and a few dopey but hardy types for the more menial tasks.
I don't have time now right but I could come up with quite a comprehensive plan by morning if that would help?
I think there have been studies about this. You need a good few thousand people to start with to create a community without having to resort to any incest.
Quote: zooo @ August 12 2009, 9:00 PM BSTI think there have been studies about this. You need a good few thousand people to start with to create a community without having to resort to any incest.
Really? You'd have thought four would do it - if not related they're not even cousins. Haven't they watched Who Do You Think You Are?
I like the wording though - "resort to incest" 
. "I'm sorry kids you're going to have to do it or the whole experiment is ruined!"
Why is incest such a bad thing? I mean, my mum's pretty hot and if my dad hadn't got there first I'd...
I'm just saying, that's all.
Quote: Rob H @ August 12 2009, 9:09 PM BSTWhy is incest such a bad thing? I mean, my mum's pretty hot and if my dad hadn't got there first I'd...
I'm just saying, that's all.
Your dad didn't. The basketball team did...
All 7' 3" of me is boiling with rage, Scottidog. 
Quote: Jane P @ August 12 2009, 8:54 PM BSTI don't have time now right but I could come up with quite a comprehensive plan by morning if that would help?
I want a report on my desk by ten Ms P!
Quote: Rob H @ August 12 2009, 9:51 PM BSTAll 7' 3" of me is boiling with rage, Scottidog.
You'll be boiling with rage even more, now that I tell you I was the Captain.
Quote: Scottidog @ August 12 2009, 9:53 PM BST
You'll be boiling with rage even more, now that I tell you I was the Captain.
"Daddy...!!!"
