How Tall Are You Page 7

Bloody hell Jane, you've taken this important thread way off topic. Don't you realise that I'm try to build a BCG height chart in my front room? I just need a 5'5" and a 6'1/2" to complete my project. It was going to be my Power Point surprise at the BCG meet up, but it's ruined now.

I'm looking forward to Marc P's new book. From Amazon -

'Hard Luck' the exciting sequel to 'Hard Evidence' is the story of a well dressed daytime soap opera writer who goes on a violent killing spree after the disappointing sales of his first book and the constant barracking he receives on a little known comedy forum.

Comes with a free Marc P paper doll which you can dress up and play with.

Quote: Marc P @ August 12 2009, 1:54 PM BST

I am ill. Iller than a pig on a plane.

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Oh dear.

Quote: Marc P @ August 12 2009, 1:54 PM BST

Am still keeping an eye out for a pricy model though.

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Are you now? What does the wife say...?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 12 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Comes with a free Marc P paper doll which you can dress up and play with.

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I like this idea I'm going to speak to marketing.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 12 2009, 2:09 PM BST

Are you now? What does the wife say...?

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She's cut off my credit.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 12 2009, 1:57 PM BST

I can get a job and get the hell out of here. I'd sell my kids, bit I do like them, and as far as the husband goes, I'll give the patio idea a think.

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You're Welcome

Quote: Marc P @ August 12 2009, 2:11 PM BST

She's cut off my credit.

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I'm going on a spending spree soon. It's winter clothing time.

AndreaLynne - can't you kick him out? Normally over here the wife and kids stay in the family home and the dumped spouse has to get out.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 12 2009, 2:07 PM BST

So, in about 6 or 7 months (hopefully), I'll be coming over and doing a long visit.

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Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 12 2009, 2:07 PM BST

Well, my best friend from school lives in Wales and she's given my an invite to crash with her and see the sights. My favourite professor suggested Bristol to me, as have many friends here. So, in about 6 or 7 months (hopefully), I'll be coming over and doing a long visit.

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Excellent - let us know when you're here and we'll show you round blighty.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 12 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Bloody hell Jane, you've taken this important thread way off topic. Don't you realise that I'm try to build a BCG height chart in my front room? I just need a 5'5" and a 6'1/2" to complete my project. It was going to be my Power Point surprise at the BCG meet up, but it's ruined now.

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Quit whining, 12 Hands.

You could have something in that rival book idea though - spell your name Mark P - change one letter of the title and people might buy yours by mistake. Imagine their joy when instead of Marc's well constructed thriller they get your pervy ramblings instead. Ch-ching.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 12 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Bloody hell Jane, you've taken this important thread way off topic. Don't you realise that I'm try to build a BCG height chart in my front room? I just need a 5'5" and a 6'1/2" to complete my project. It was going to be my Power Point surprise at the BCG meet up, but it's ruined now.

I'm looking forward to Marc P's new book. From Amazon -

'Hard Luck' the exciting sequel to 'Hard Evidence' is the story of a well dressed daytime soap opera writer who goes on a violent killing spree after the disappointing sales of his first book and the constant barracking he receives on a little known comedy forum.

Comes with a free Marc P paper doll which you can dress up and play with.

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There's been a porn slash version, Hard On.

Only the tasteful flat cap stays on.

Quote: Jane P @ August 12 2009, 8:43 PM BST

Imagine their joy when instead of Marc's well constructed thriller they get your pervy ramblings instead. Ch-ching.

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I'll have you know that my pervy ramblings got me into the Sitcom Trials...wait so did yours. Doh!

'From award winning writer of TV's Physicians, author Mark P invites you to enjoy Shart Evidence. For God's sake, don't look in his pants.'

Quote: sootyj @ August 12 2009, 8:49 PM BST

There's been a porn slash version, Hard On.

Only the tasteful flat cap stays on.

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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 12 2009, 8:55 PM BST

I'll have you know that my pervy ramblings got me into the Sitcom Trials...wait so did yours. Doh!

'From award winning writer of TV's Physicians, author Mark P invites you to enjoy Shart Evidence. For God's sake, don't look in his pants.'

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It seems fitting that Marc chose a title with so many punning possibilities.

It's what he would have wanted I'm sure.

And there's nothing wrong with Pervy Ramblings - in fact I feel a new sitcom coming on - they're pervy and they ramble - they do it in the bramble. Look out BBC Three!

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 11 2009, 4:21 PM BST

Yes, isn't it??? I can't imagine what his secret nickname for me is...over the weekend I told him that I want to leave but can't right now and he was genuinely shocked at how unhappy I am with him. He thinks everything is peachy.

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Teh s.