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Woo!!

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 8:16 PM BST

Bless.
Does he know what P.C. stands for?

Portable clock, isn't it? :)

OHHHHHHHHHHH! I remember a thread where everyone gave "alternative" swear words. I can't find it. Its not the contains filth one...anyone help, I'm after inspiration.

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 5:59 PM BST

OHHHHHHHHHHH! I remember a thread where everyone gave "alternative" swear words. I can't find it. Its not the contains filth one...anyone help, I'm after inspiration.

This one?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5106

Quote: Morrace @ August 12 2009, 6:05 PM BST

This one?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5106

No.

More recent than that.

Maybe I dreamt it.

Cheers for looking though.

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 5:59 PM BST

OHHHHHHHHHHH! I remember a thread where everyone gave "alternative" swear words. I can't find it. Its not the contains filth one...anyone help, I'm after inspiration.

This has a fair few in it.

Thats not it either.

I think I made this thread up?

God, what else have I made up? Maybe I made up this site and it's not really here.*panics*

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 6:38 PM BST

Maybe I made up this site and it's not really here.*panics*

Maybe you're not all there. Huh?

Is there a thread for us to share jokes we've heard?

In the mean time, I heard this one on the radio today and thought it was quite cute...

Teacher: What do you call a person from London?

Class: An Englishman.

Teacher: What do you call a person from New York?

Class: An American.

Teacher: What do you call a person from Moscow?

Class: A Mosquito.

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2009, 7:19 PM BST

Is there a thread for us to share jokes we've heard?

Some think it's the 'Critique' section!

Quote: Morrace @ August 12 2009, 7:22 PM BST

Some think it's the 'Critique' section!

:D

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2009, 7:25 PM BST

:D

*panics* - Not you though, Angie!

Quote: AngieBaby @ August 12 2009, 7:19 PM BST

Is there a thread for us to share jokes we've heard?

In the mean time, I heard this one on the radio today and thought it was quite cute...

Teacher: What do you call a person from London?

Class: An Englishman.

Teacher: What do you call a person from New York?

Class: An American.

Teacher: What do you call a person from Moscow?

Class: A Mosquito.

That may be the worse joke I've ever heard. Not blaming you Angie, obviously. *shoots messenger*

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 9:52 PM BST

I get bored easily.

Hence.

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I think there's a meteor shower tonight? Bit cloudy though :(

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