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This isn't really me typing. I've hired an assistant to do all this for me, filter out the worst bits and deliver me the best bits after a days surfing.

If you really hate someone, kill them and get off scot free like this...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/8197430.stm

F**king hell. That's bollocks. Poor git.

Cyclepathic behaviour that, he'll strike again.

Poor old bloke, I thought manslaughter carried more than that.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 12 2009, 4:16 PM BST

Poor old bloke, I thought manslaughter carried more than that.

Exactly, that's manslaughter, isn't it, plain and simple. An 84 year-old is dead because some tosser didn't care, or was just too ignorant to bother or didn't know any better.

Does he get 3.5 months off for good behaviour?

Quote: Bad dog @ August 12 2009, 4:20 PM BST

Exactly, that's manslaughter, isn't it, plain and simple. An 84 year-old is dead because some tosser didn't care, or was just too ignorant to bother or didn't know any better.

Does he get 3.5 months off for good behaviour?

I think for shorter sentences no, but he might come to think of it.

If he'd have been driving a car it would have been. But there again, why would he have been on the pavement in a car? Doesn't really stand up that one. :D

Quote: Bad dog @ August 12 2009, 4:20 PM BST

that's manslaughter, isn't it, plain and simple.

I don't think manslaughter is eve plain and simple. But I know what you mean Pleased

I picked up the South African paper 'Daily Voice' today. There was a shocking article about a body that was found on the train tracks, decapitated, arms and legs strewn. There are 3 gross pictures, including a close up of the head lying on the tracks.

The headline reads 'SPLATFORM'!

You've got to laugh.

:O http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090822/tuk-cruel-attack-on-cancer-girl-five-6323e80.html

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 22 2009, 2:21 PM BST

:O http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090822/tuk-cruel-attack-on-cancer-girl-five-6323e80.html

And that's why we need prisons for 7-year-olds.

Quote: DaButt @ August 22 2009, 2:24 PM BST

And that's why we need prisons for 7-year-olds.

Nothat's why we need to drown them. Obviously if at seven they are that mind mental and twisted they'll not amount to anything in a functioning society, so save the dole some money and execute them.

Quote: Gavin @ August 22 2009, 2:25 PM BST

Nothat's why we need to drown them.

I was trying to be compassionate, but I'm ok with drowning, too.

This crap about Lady Gaga having a penis.... WHO CARES? It's clearly a publicity stunt and boring.

Ha! I've not heard that??

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