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I've just seen a massive spider in the garden. I saw it last night too.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 12 2009, 3:51 PM BST

I've just seen a massive spider in the garden. I saw it last night too.

Was it Don in disguise?

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2009, 3:56 PM BST

Was it Don in disguise?

It's a bit stalky, so perhaps... :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 12 2009, 3:59 PM BST

It's a bit stalky, so perhaps... :)

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Is annoyed there is yet another postal strike. One today and next Monday. I appreciate what they're trying to succeed but what about us lot, who pay for deliverys etc and don't get it. Why London? Pick somewhere like Swindon.

There's two men talking in the office like Chipolata doesn't exist! Angry

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2009, 4:26 PM BST

Why London? Pick somewhere like Swindon.

Oi JP! Less of that cheek!

Quote: DaButt @ August 12 2009, 1:24 PM BST

Tomorrow it's a 700-mile drive. :(

just checked the map. Today's drive is 500miles, not 400. But what's a hundred extra miles on I-10?

Are there long very straight stetches?

In the UK road designers are not allowed to do long straight stretches because the high level planners fear that it hypnotises drivers & they fall asleep at the wheel.

Quote: billwill @ August 12 2009, 4:39 PM BST

Are there long very straight stetches?

In the UK road designers are not allowed to do long straight stretches because the high level planners fear that it hypnotises drivers & they fall asleep at the wheel.

Those bloody Romans.

Quote: ShoePie @ August 12 2009, 4:37 PM BST

Oi JP! Less of that cheek!

I can say that - I'm from round there! :)

Quote: billwill @ August 12 2009, 4:39 PM BST

Are there long very straight stetches?

In the UK road designers are not allowed to do long straight stretches because the high level planners fear that it hypnotises drivers & they fall asleep at the wheel.

It's essentially straight and due west for 500 miles, at least. Straight roads are safer.

Just passed a car with the tag SKYNRD1. 

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 3:13 PM BST

I'm back.

11 and a half stone gone.

Which is a over a quater of my body weight.

:D

Wow, you must feel great. Congratulations.

Just crossed the state line into Alabama, y'all.

Quote: chipolata @ August 12 2009, 4:30 PM BST

There's two men talking in the office like Chipolata doesn't exist! Angry

Maybe you don't?

Quote: DaButt @ August 12 2009, 5:11 PM BST

Just crossed the state line into Alabama, y'all.

How are you posting on the move?

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2009, 3:50 PM BST

Did you have to pay for that?

No.
:)

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 5:13 PM BST

Maybe you don't?

And what a sad world that would be. :(

(Although they've pissed off now so I'm all alone for the last fifteen minutes) :)

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