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Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 12 2009, 1:45 PM BST

Are you talking about your work work or your writing work?

Work work. And writing work. Even flirting work with women around building is suffering.

Quote: chipolata @ August 12 2009, 1:46 PM BST

Work work. And writing work. Even flirting work with women around building is suffering.

Have you rationed your BCG input previously?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 12 2009, 1:47 PM BST

Have you rationed your BCG input previously?

No. This is my first rationing.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2009, 12:30 AM BST

Ellie has bought her sleeping bag and mat for V Festival... and is terrified of the lack of cleaning facilities, restless nights she will have to withstand. :(

*shudder*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ August 12 2009, 8:59 AM BST

Robyn does not have work today because she is off to Portsmouth.

"Hello sailor"?

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2009, 9:21 AM BST

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. I don't want to do a number 2 for a hot man to walk in after me! :(

But you have a boyfriend. Why would you be worried about such a thing?

Westbound at 80 MPH in the Florida panhandle. Saw a truck full of produce with a sign that said "Free melons for hot chicks. Honk if your hot."

Quote: DaButt @ August 12 2009, 2:38 PM BST

Westbound at 80 MPH in the Florida panhandle. Saw a truck full of produce with a sign that said "Free melons for hot chicks. Honk if your hot."

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I'm back.

11 and a half stone gone.

Which is a over a quater of my body weight.

:D

Bad news - the same amount needs to go before I hit my target. :(

Congrats, and keep it up bigfella. :D

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 3:13 PM BST

Bad news - the same amount needs to go before I hit my target. :(

You're half way there!

Just drove past a large billboard that said "America: Love it or leave."

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 12 2009, 3:26 PM BST

You're half way there!

Yeah - the second half will be be longer though.

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 3:13 PM BST

I'm back.

11 and a half stone gone.

Which is a over a quater of my body weight.

:D

Bad news - the same amount needs to go before I hit my target. :(

How are you losing all the weight mate? If you don't mind me asking?

Quote: Gavin @ August 12 2009, 3:32 PM BST

How are you losing all the weight mate? If you don't mind me asking?

I had a gastric bypass.

Like Fern Britton but proper hard core, no band, just stomach stapling and bypassing of intestines.

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 3:13 PM BST

I'm back.

11 and a half stone gone.

Which is a over a quater of my body weight.

:D

:D Well done!

Quote: bigfella @ August 12 2009, 3:36 PM BST

I had a gastric bypass.

Like Fern Britton but proper hard core, no band, just stomach stapling and bypassing of intestines.

Did you have to pay for that?

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