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Little Things That Make You Smile Page 21

Quote: Leevil @ August 8 2009, 2:06 PM BST

:D

There must be millions of photos of animals. I like his originality.

Yes, he's a one of a kind... :D

The dog farting and looking suprised.

My dad farting and trying to blame it on his dog.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 8 2009, 4:22 PM BST

The dog farting and looking suprised.

I had a dog with the canine equivalent of Crohns Disease. He used to jump when he farted and look around as if it was a total shock.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 8 2009, 2:00 PM BST

My son taking pictures of everything at the zoo, except for the lethargic, pitiful looking animals...I have pictures of the restrooms, a leaf, a picnic table, a lady whose ass appears to be eating her dress...lots of memories.

:D Aaaace.

My boss' grandson.
"You can't do that Robyn! Small children might hurt themselves!"
"Tom, it's a juggling ball. It doesn't need a packet."
"But if I chuck it at myself, it hurts!"
"Why would a packet help?"
"It would...erm...stop throwings. Get back to stocking."

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 4:23 PM BST

I had a dog with the canine equivalent of Crohns Disease. He used to jump when he farted and look around as if it was a total shock.

If I do the same does that mean I have it to?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 4:23 PM BST

I had a dog with the canine equivalent of Crohns Disease. He used to jump when he farted and look around as if it was a total shock.

We had a old work horse named Oscar that would pick up speed when he farted.

A turtle having sex...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

The little "pop" sound you get when it's safe to remove your USB stick from the computer.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 12 2009, 12:07 PM BST

A turtle having sex...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

That is the exact face I pull...except I cry.

:)

Quote: Scottidog @ August 12 2009, 5:47 PM BST

That is the exact face I pull...except I cry.

:)

So does the turtle I imagine.

Just read this:

I was In the pub and one of my chums goes off
for a wee. I took advantage of his absence by
grabbing his phone and texting his dad. Nothing
nasty, just something along the lines of 'I LOVE
YOU DAD, MISS YOU LOTS xoxox' How we laughed.
Chris didn't laugh that much. It turned out that
he hadn't spoken to or seen his dad for about 4
years following a rather spectacular falling out.
Needless to say I felt like a bit of twat,
apologised and bought him a pint. He was busy
explained what had happened when his phone beepety
beeped. It was his dad. "I MISS YOU TOO SON.
PLEASE COME SEE ME SOMETIME. LOVE DAD." Chris
was a bit stunned and disappeared off the toilet,
returning a bit red-eyed. He had spoken to his dad
(in a drunken stupor) and agreed to go round the
next day, and he did. He met his half brother and
sister for the first time ever, cleared the air
with his dad, was best man at his wedding and is
now in regular contact and they all lived happily
ever after. The End.

Aww.

Who did that happen to though?
You?

Quote: zooo @ August 13 2009, 8:48 PM BST

Aww.

Who did that happen to though?
You?

Nah I read it on b3ta.com. Nice story though, innit? Like part of a Richard Curtis movie.

Quote: zooo @ August 6 2009, 8:34 PM BST

Having only 2 weeks and one day left at my job. :D

And now much less. Wooo.

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