Tattoo

INT. HALL - DAY

Dad and his young son walk through the front door.

DAD
We're home love! Come here, we've got something to show you!

Mum appears.

MUM
What is it?

DAD
1, 2, 3, go!

Dad and son pull up the sleeves of their shirts to reveal they both have matching rose tattoos on their upper arm.

DAD
Good eh?

Mum goes and feels the tattoo on dad's arm.

MUM
Oh my god! Is it permanent?

DAD
Nooo.

MUM
Thank god!

DAD
There's no way I'm getting a proper tattoo after the way he screamed.

Is this any good? I can't make my mind up about it.

Cheers

Nothing wrong with that. I didn't piss myself reading it, but it definitely works as a joke.

Oh good Thank you sir.

I like this, you could do an adult version with cock rings.

It is good!

Thanks for the comments guys

Yes, liked it too.

Took me by surprise. Refreshing change, what with all the predictable stuff knocking around here!

Nice gag Chris.

Liked it. And I don't like much

Seems to be quite the hit this one

Cheers guys.

Good stuff Chris. It brings back pleasant memories of your other tattoo sketch.

Very enjoyable

It's a good joke Chris. I think you should swap the rose for something visually chucklesome. Just Google Bad Tatoos.....

I liked it. It made me laugh and works perfectly well as a quickie.

Could do something else (poss cock ring as mentioned) and then twist it somehow in a third and final one, maybe?

Dan