Ha, it was a lovely story, Nil!
As long as you didn't blow smoke in the hedgehog's tiny face.
Someone at school did that to a dog, apparently, and it was sick on him. (Ha.)
What's the largest dead animal you've seen? Page 8
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:56 PM BSTHa, it was a lovely story, Nil!
As long as you didn't blow smoke in the hedgehogs tiny face.Someone at school did that to a dog, apparently, and it was sick on him. (Ha.)
I hate f**kers that do that! 
Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:56 PM BSTI hate f**kers that do that!
Yes they are dicks.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 2:54 PM BSTThat's the last time I share my smoking hedgehog stories.
I've never smoked a hedgehog, is it like huffing paint?
Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:55 PM BSTHow many have you got?
Well, that's it actually. I do have one about a crack smoking badger, but it would fall on deaf ears so you'll have to imagine it.
Those dick f**kers!
It's weird seeing dead jellyfish. Hard to believe they were ever a living organism.
Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:56 PM BSTHa, it was a lovely story, Nil!
As long as you didn't blow smoke in the hedgehog's tiny face.
No I didn't, that's mean. I have tried to get spiders stoned though. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 2:57 PM BSTI do have one about a crack smoking badger, but it would fall on deaf ears so you'll have to imagine it.
Isn't that The Wind in the Willows?
Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:59 PM BSTIsn't that The Wind in the Willows?
No, that was a crystal meth toking mole.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 3:01 PM BSTNo, that was a crystal meth toking mole.
The Wire has gone right downhill.
I saw a dead giraffe at a zoo. The thing was collapsed in the corner of its enclosure and everyone kept saying, "Aww. It's sleeping." I was maybe 9 or 10 and immediately noticed that the eyes were all crazy looking and the tongue was hanging out. My parents and I tried to find a worker but there was nobody around. About an hour later (a whole f**king hour!!!) a zookeeper came over and discovered it and then the whole zoo went nuts.
OK. So far, according to the unwritten rules:
Whale
Giraffe
Moose
Horse
Donkey
Catfish
Alligator
Human
Kangaroo
Seal
Golden Labrador
Badger
Swan
Magpie
Rabbit
Keep them coming. The thread's question is to be a character's catchphrase in a sitcom set in an Alzheimer's Care Home. It's to be called The Sundowners.
You left out my magpies! They were big (for magpies).