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When I lived with my parents I would sometimes sit in the garage smoking; sad I know, but it was dry. Anyway, on one occasion I heard some shuffling behind me (which freaked me out for a second or two), looking down I saw a rather large hedgehog sniffing around my shoe. To say I jumped is and understatement. After realizing I was fine, I sat there with it and smoked the night away.

Good times. :D

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:47 PM BST

Aw. That's nice.

Oh great, so they just slowly starve to death instead?!

He gives them cat fooooood!

He didn't say that. I assumed they were attracted by the cat's food. I demand clarification!

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:49 PM BST

He gives them cat fooooood!

She's right. I put dishes of the stuff out for them (at no small cost!). Also, the catfood attracts slugs etc, which hedgehogs also feed on.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:50 PM BST

He didn't say that. I assumed they were attracted by the cat's food. I demand clarification!

You'll get it right up your gazumbo at this rate!

Thank you for the clarification.

Do you have cats?

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:51 PM BST

Do you have cats?

Me, yes. Three indoors and one that lives outside but I feed.

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:51 PM BST

You'll get it right up your gazumbo at this rate!

Promises, promises...

It's only when chipolate breaks out the croquet mallets that his real motivations towards his hedgehog-ain prisoners becomes clear.

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:52 PM BST

Me, yes. Three indoors and one that lives outside but I feed.

Ah. I just had an image of you and your trolley filled with cat food.

Of course, Chip air-rifles all the stray kitties the food attracts. :(

That's the last time I share my smoking hedgehog stories. :( Teary

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:53 PM BST

Of course, Chip air-rifles all the stray kitties the food attracts. :(

I'd happily air-rifle a kid. Draw the line at animals, though.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 2:54 PM BST

That's the last time I share my smoking hedgehog stories. :( Teary

How many have you got?

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