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Shurrup you.

Quote: catskillz @ August 11 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Did the mother of Baby P abuse him? I thought she just spent most days in bed and on her computer, while the kid was left to be abused by the brothers.

Yes, it's strange how they somehow held her partially responsible for his death? It's political correctness gone mad.

Quote: catskillz @ August 11 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Did the mother of Baby P abuse him? I thought she just spent most days in bed and on her computer

So that's what happened to Jolanta.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:33 PM BST

Yes, it's strange they some how hold her partially responsible?

Now who's judging. And I live person to boot. At least I couldn't hurt old Corpsey's feelings!

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:34 PM BST

Now who's judging. And I live person to boot. At least I couldn't hurt old Corpsey's feelings!

Did you make sure he was completely dead before you started laughing and pointing though?

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:30 PM BST

Hmmm. Are you or your lady friend a) very poor, b) mental or c)a ginger?

Right, can you clarify that you're asking me if the lady friend is 'mental'?
Given that all women are inherently f**king mental?

And also, given that I post on this site in the first place, I can't reasonably account for myself as a non-mental. I mean....*titter*....we're all a bit 'mental' on here aren't we!...*guffaw*...

I'm not. :|

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Right, can you clarify that you're asking me if the lady friend is 'mental'?
Given that all women are inherently f**king mental?

And also, given that I post on this site in the first place, I can't reasonably account for myself as a non-mental. I mean....*titter*....we're all a bit 'mental' on here aren't we!...*guffaw*...

You're not doing your case any good at all...

Oh well as long as you're not ginger.
Go ahead!
Make babies!

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:37 PM BST

Did you make sure he was completely dead before you started laughing and pointing though?

I only laughed on the inside, I had to be mindful of the old man's feelings I was with, who seemed genuinely distressed. Which made my wisecrack about going through his pockets particularly ill advised.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:39 PM BST

I'm not. :|

Not what, a woman, or mental?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Not what, a woman, or mental?

Er... *checks* ...Neither! :)

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 11 2009, 3:20 AM BST

This is a general discussion forum of a comedy forum, where we don't have to talk about comedy if we don't want to.

message board*

Cough.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:47 PM BST

Er... *checks* ...Neither! :)

Mmm. Those *checks* strike me as being suspiciously swift.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 11 2009, 3:45 AM BST

So you advocate better education in parenting, etc. Totally agree

Sorry, but how in the name of f**king f**k would that help (here)? You can lead a horse to water, etc. Bad parenting is one thing, but you'd have to be seriously, seriously psychotically deranged to believe that doing that kind of thing to your children is part of parenting. More intrusion by the state will only serve as a further, almost totally ineffective drain on the taxpayer, and turn us into a nation of identically-raised drones within 30 years.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:52 PM BST

More intrusion by the state will only serve as a further, almost totally ineffective drain on the taxpayer, and turn us into a nation of identically-raised drones within 30 years.

Works for me! :)

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:08 PM BST

I am starting to think you should have to get a license to procreate.
And I would be in charge of who qualifies.
Or someone equally as awesome.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:53 PM BST

Works for me! :)

But they'd all be conditioned to avoid men such as yourself. You'd have to become a rapist. Then you'd be locked up, sterilised...

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