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Who on here uses a Mac? Page 6

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

What's nicer than a drag n drop install?

A hand job on a National Express coach.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:21 PM BST

A hand job on a National Express coach.

Lovey

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 2:21 PM BST

A hand job on a National Express coach.

I thought Les took early retirement.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

Are you telling me you don't like the look of your Windows PC and its UI?

No.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

You haven't gone to any effort to make sure your desktop runs well and looks good?

No.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

That new phone you bought, do you have to type command lines into it to access your contacts and files?

No.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

Superficial is a lame argument as I can't imagine many mainstream computer users getting excited about a bulky 80s wood finish plastic looking machine. Everyone wants something that looks slightly worth what you paid for it.

At Apple's prices, it'd have to be plated in gold and delivered to you by topless, pert-breasted 18 year old virgins to be anything near 'worth it'.

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:18 PM BST

Mac offers me this, unlike a Windows machine that would scare away any technophobe with its installation process. What's nicer than a drag n drop install?

One where you can tell where all the files are.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:33 PM BST

One where you can tell where all the files are.

Eh?

In the clearly labeled 'Applications' folder. Or you can drag n drop it into a folder of your choice.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:33 PM BST

At Apple's prices, it'd have to be plated in gold and delivered to you by topless, pert-breasted 18 year old virgins to be anything near 'worth it'.

Like you buy everything directly from Microsoft.com. ;)

Quote: Leevil @ August 11 2009, 2:36 PM BST

Like you buy everything directly from Microsoft.com. ;)

No, because Microsoft are a nice company who allow their operating system to be installed on any hardware built to the user's specification, not their own proprietary overpriced crap.

Microsoft are c**ts. Angry Nuff said.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:39 PM BST

No, because Microsoft are a nice company who allow their operating system to be installed on any hardware built to the user's specification, not their own proprietary overpriced crap.

That's one way to describe a monopoly.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Microsoft are c**ts. Angry Nuff said.

Xbox*

But then it is computer gaming, so it's a given.

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:45 PM BST

Xbox*

But then it is computer gaming, so it's a given.

Agreed! :D

There can only be one response in any PC vs. Mac argument:

NERDS!!!!!!!!

Like seriously Poindexters, go outside, do some exercise, get a girlfriend, you pasty faced computer loving freakazoids.

*the fact that I'm a complete hypocrite should not be admissable in these proceedings, thank you, your Honour*

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:45 PM BST

Xbox*

But then it is computer gaming, so it's a given.

Well, it's still Microsoft I had to deal with (or not as in my case).

Agree with RC...

"Ooh, my porn delivery system is better than your porn delivery system!" "No it's not!"

As long as the porn is delivered, what's the problem?

Thank you Tim. I'm really beginning to hate these geeks who go on and on about trivial nerdy shit.

Now where was I?...Picard is definitely better then Kirk because...

Quote: Aaron @ August 11 2009, 2:33 PM BST

One where you can tell where all the files are.

What like this?

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You just don't know your way around a mac, like a lot of PC users.

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