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Quote: Paul W @ August 11 2009, 9:13 AM BST

Ellie! Ellie?! ELLIE!!!

No, no asnwer - please go on, nothing starts my morning like a peadophile thread.

Peadophile? Yeah, I f**king hate people who abuse green vegetables.

Why were they named? Now we've got to pay to protect them. They should have just left them as anonymous and unbothered as Marc P and his books. :)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 9:27 AM BST

I f**king hate people

Me too.

one day learn you shall!

I am starting to think you should have to get a license to procreate.
And I would be in charge of who qualifies.
Or someone equally as awesome.

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:08 PM BST

Or someone equally as awesome.

You rang? Cool

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:08 PM BST

I am starting to think you should have to get a license to procreate.
And I would be in charge of who qualifies.
Or someone equally as awesome.

Please Miss, can I have one of your special licenses so I can do a f**k with a lady?

Love, John Lucas and a lady.

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:08 PM BST

I am starting to think you should have to get a license to procreate.
And I would be in charge of who qualifies.
Or someone equally as awesome.

Someone's been hanging around with Aaron too long. Seig Heil! ;)

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 2:10 PM BST

Please Miss, can I have one of your special licenses so I can do a f**k with a lady?

Love, John Lucas and a lady.

Are you still seeing that lady you took out one night instead of listening to Radio 4's 6:30 comedy slot?

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:13 PM BST

Are you still seeing that lady you took out one night instead of listening to Radio 4's 6:30 comedy slot?

I must say, you give me the great credit of not naturally assuming that she was a figment of my imagination!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 2:17 PM BST

I must say, you give me the great credit of not naturally assuming that she was a figment of my imagination!

I have enormous respect for you!

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 2:13 PM BST

Are you still seeing that lady you took out one night instead of listening to Radio 4's 6:30 comedy slot?

If the stuff on Radio 4 was that funny it would be on telly? Stands to reason.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 11 2009, 2:12 PM BST

Someone's been hanging around with Aaron too long. Seig Heil! ;)

Hee. Nah, I've always been a bossy cow.

Did the mother of Baby P abuse him? I thought she just spent most days in bed and on her computer, while the kid was left to be abused by the brothers.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ August 11 2009, 2:10 PM BST

Please Miss, can I have one of your special licenses so I can do a f**k with a lady?

Love, John Lucas and a lady.

Hmmm. Are you or your lady friend a) very poor, b) mental or c)a ginger?

Quote: zooo @ August 11 2009, 2:29 PM BST

Hee. Nah, I've always been a bossy cow.

Surely not! Whistling nnocently

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