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What's the largest dead animal you've seen? Page 4

I like crows. I like the way they think they're really hard, hanging around in gangs and only flying off at the last possible moment.

Quote: Curt @ August 11 2009, 12:41 PM BST

I never saw those. I should!
The Poultrygeist is extra interesting.

I preferred Black Sheep to be honest. :)

Saw a huge dead swan last week...

The queen was really pissed off.

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 12:44 PM BST

I preferred Black Sheep to be honest. :)

I'm thinking of getting that for £4 from HMV. Worth it?

Quote: Paul W @ August 11 2009, 12:46 PM BST

Saw a huge dead swan last week...

The queen was really pissed off.

That's sad, don't they mate for life. Teary

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 12:42 PM BST

We all make judegements about peoples worth to society. We'd be hypocrites to pretend otherwise. :)

Do we?

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 12:46 PM BST

I'm thinking of getting that for £4 from HMV. Worth it?

If you like stuff like Braindead and Bad Taste, yes.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 11 2009, 12:48 PM BST

Do we?

Yes, even you, Dolly. Some of us are just more honest about it. :)

(And trust me, this dead guy was annoying. Even just lying there, you could tell he had a chip on his shoulder.)

Quote: Curt @ August 11 2009, 12:47 PM BST

That's sad, don't they mate for life. Teary

They do, but they can re-marry.

I saw the two Swans yesterday on the Rideau Canal while bicycling. They were given to us by the Queen!

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 12:41 PM BST

I was passing a cemetry and an old man came out and said there was somebody lying on the ground, would I go and look with him. I went and saw dead shellsuit man. "Ring the police," I told the old man and then, as an afterthought, joked, "Have you checked his pockets for money?" The old man didn't laugh and I felt momentary shame.

Well that explains it.

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 12:42 PM BST

We all make judegements about peoples worth to society. We'd be hypocrites to pretend otherwise.

Yes, Chip, by most of us don't judge a person's value to society based on our first impressions of their corpse. ;)

I saw a dinosaur skeleton at the science museum. Under the rules of the competition, I think I win.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 1:24 PM BST

Yes, Chip, by most of us don't judge a person's value to society based on our first impressions of their corpse. ;)

I see myself as very much a trailblazer. :)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 11 2009, 1:25 PM BST

I saw a dinosaur skeleton at the science museum. Under the rules of the competition, I think I win.

Doesn't beat my whale :P

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