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When I take of my shoes, 5ft 6.

But the wierd fact is I have been my height since I was 11 and the doctors predicted when I was born I would be 6ft.

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 9:50 AM BST

Pisces. Low level STD's.

Sorry, afraid we were looking for Leo and Coxsackie

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 11 2009, 10:41 AM BST

When I take of my shoes, 5ft 6.

But the wierd fact is I have been my height since I was 11 and the doctors predicted when I was born I would be 6ft.

Who were your doctors, Mystic Meg and Uri Geller?

Didn't your doctors estimate how tall you would be? They can do that you know!

They used to do that to us at the science center when I was a kid.
They said I would be 5'3. It upset me all the way through puberty until the day I surpassed 6 feet. IN YOUR FACE SCIENCE NORTH!

Well that's certainly convinced me not to believe in science anymore. ;)

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 11 2009, 12:12 PM BST

Didn't your doctors estimate how tall you would be? They can do that you know!

I wasn't born in the carnival as well Rubes. ;)

He probably did, but I can't remember what he said. I was too distracted being born.

Laughing out loud

When I was born the midwife said I had hands like a boxer and feet like a policeman.

and a penis like a girl :(

:(

5'4".

6' 2" - of twisted steel and sex appeal. Well twisted appeal mainly.

*shakes mullet, kisses biceps and challenges Leevil to an Ultimate Smackdown*

*runs away when he realises that Smackdown involves hitting people with chairs instead of taking large amounts of heroin*

:D

*tourniquets up*

Where's Renegade going?

Is that like *oils up*?

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