Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 11:39 AM BST"If you had to smear your genitals in jam, which flavour would you choose?"
Raspberry. Smooth, no seeds.
Fred's Thread Fret Thread Page 6
You've obviously thought this through before, Nil. 
I'm not really a fan of food sex. Gets a bit sticky. And not in a good way.
My Mum always tells me to "Eat it all up. There's people starving in Africa who would be grateful for that jam".
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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 11:39 AM BST"Have you ever told a white lie to a black person?"
"What are you scratching?"
"The NSPCC want jokes"
"Comedians Who Were Born Prematurely"
*Best Simon Cowell Voice, eyes up pen in hand half smile*
I think this just got interesting.
Here are the threads that have made it through so far.
Some of the rude ones will be off to Bootcamp.
And the ruder ones will be off to Sootcamp.
"Who Do You Fancy As A Genuine Possibility, Not A Hypothetical?"
Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"
Have you ever wanked so hard that the spunk flew out ya cock and into your own eye?
The Winner Takes It All, The Loser Has A Fall. Have you ever won anything? Or lost at anything? Or breathed in and out at any point in your life?
The all in one consiladatory Sitcom thread.
I'm not a Racist but..
Things that really don't bother you.
If you could make a cartoon character come to life, which one would it be and why?
Why do men have two balls but only one cock?
What are you typing now?
'Do you think the Dunblane gunman would have kicked himself today, for not targeting Andy Murray, if he'd have known he'd have turned out to be such a c**t?'
"What are you scratching?"
Best Dirty Word You've Ever Put on a Scrabble Board
Have you ever been murdered, and if so did you like it?
"What Do You Think Of All This Rape Nonsense?"
"The Holocaust - no-one really believes in that do they?"
"I miss blackdahlia1"
Who's On Your Ignore List?
What's your favourite episode of the Kevin Bishop show?
Are you a Mozart or a Salieri? in the writers section. I was going to start that today, but couldn't be arsed.
'If I had a hammer and you hammered it in the morning how long would it take me to come around there and f**king well shove it up your arse?'-thread
Are you an inny or outy?
'If the world was at war, and the streets were being looted, which shop would you loot first and why?'
The Rob Rouse Appreciation Thread
"If you had to smear your genitals in jam, which flavour would you choose?"
"Have you ever told a white lie to a black person?"
"The NSPCC want jokes"
Which star sign do you wish you were?
I think this just got less interesting..
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 11:58 AM BSTMy Mum always tells me to "Eat it all up. There's people starving in Africa who would be grateful for that jam".
I got told that.
Maybethat's why I developed my problems. 
Quote: bigfella @ August 11 2009, 7:55 PM BSTI got told that.
Maybethat's why I developed my problems.
Did you know Tim's Mum as well?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 11 2009, 8:02 PM BSTDid you know Tim's Mum as well?
I hope that's not a suggestion for a thread?
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 11 2009, 8:03 PM BSTI hope that's not a suggestion for a thread?
Did you know Tim Walker's Mum? Did she ever chase you down the street with her lady bits covered in raspberry jam?
Did you knowingly waste food so Africans would die?
*Best Louis Walsh Voice, eyes young Fred threads*
Well, I'm still reeling from "Do you get shit on your balls?" going out last week, to be sure. But I think I have a really good selection of threads in my group. Yes I think I can win, I've been in this business too long to not know how it works.
*undoes "Simon's" fly*
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 11 2009, 8:55 PM BST*Best Louis Walsh Voice, eyes young Fred threads*
Well, I'm still reeling from "Do you get shit on your balls?" going out last week, to be sure. But I think I have a really good selection of threads in my group. Yes I think I can win, I've been in this business too long to not know how it works.
*undoes "Simon's" fly*
If you plant a load of yellow flowers in a big field then pluck them from the ground and make them into oil without their permission. Is that rape?
Are tongues acceptable during CPR?