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How Tall Are You Page 2

5 foot 8".

(including heels and hair)

5 foot 9"

(including Dolly's heels and hair)

I'm all of 6 ft 3 inches.

I win the pishy cup.

Nearly 5 foot 4.

Taller when I stand on hilly things.

Ooo! I posted beneath a giant:)

6' 3" despite having been devastatingly deflated. And not including the long hair or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle slippers.

5 foot 11", 6 foot in my clumpy boots. Thank God La Bussell ain't here to gloat. His bum comes up to my chest. But that's a different story.

Woo! Sandwiched between tallness:D

Neat slippers. I'm wearing a couple of sheep.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 11 2009, 2:41 AM BST

5 foot 11", 6 foot in my clumpy boots. Thank God La Bussell ain't here to gloat. His bum comes up to my chest. But that's a different story.

Is the Bussell Bum an alternative way to measure height?

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 12:18 AM BST

5 foot 9"

(including Dolly's heels and hair)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Jude @ August 11 2009, 2:54 AM BST

Woo! Sandwiched between tallness:D

Neat slippers. I'm wearing a couple of sheep.

Is the Bussell Bum an alternative way to measure height?

It is indeed. A Bussell Bum is exactly 1.5 metres. A Full Bussell is 2 metres. A Bussell Predatory Smile is measured in the seconds it takes to flash those white teeth to removing a female's knickers. 6.3 seconds I believe.

5'4" (or a smidge shorter, but don't tell the DMV or they'll make me change my driver's license)

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 11 2009, 12:07 AM BST

Much as I like Jack, if blackdahlia1 had started a thread with this title, wouldn't we be sticking pins in him by now? (I'm not ruling out that Jack isn't being deliberately satirical/sarcastic by the way.) :)

No, because he would have started a "how tall are you when you're on your tippy toes and wearing a tall hat" thread.

Oh and I'm 5'6"

5'11. 12 stone. 32 inch waist. Anything else?

Quote: chipolata @ August 11 2009, 9:40 AM BST

5'11. 12 stone. 32 inch waist. Anything else?

Starsign/Favourite diseases?

Quote: Daddy Maz @ August 11 2009, 9:49 AM BST

Starsign/Favourite diseases?

Pisces. Low level STDs.

5 10 or 5 11

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