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Thanks sootyj* and griff! 
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Just wondering if anyone attended last weeks News Revue (London). I see there's a sketch by Terry Newman called H1N1 - A young mother calls NHS Direct. I was doing a similar sketch with a swine flu hotline menu so it'd be useful to know what this sketch was and the jokes therein.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Dunno. I haven't gone up to see the show this run.
They reackon they're "swine flu heavy" regarding sketches, so it might not be a good idea.
Week 2 of the summer run....
Another OneningAndrew Emerson
Indian Call CentreMikey Jackson
Swineflu.comS Hutchins + H Cooke
Mobile Phone TapTerry Newman
Steven Gerrard DefenceBlakewell +Harris
Voice Over Waitrose
Supercalorific
Tzar AlanGriff Philips
Flyin' RyanMartin Malcom
Bi Boy BlueMartin Malcom
Size ZeroGriff Philips
Alzheimers CoupleGavin Beavis
Crack PieGriff Philips
H1N1
Voice Over Barack ObamaSimon Grant
Free World
Putting Down Miss PiggyMikey Jackson
OrvilleMikey Jackson
Voice Over Pet AirwaysJohn Kelly
Under Cover at a TabloidRobin Bailes
Catholic Sex Books Hutchins + H Cooke
Self HarmMartin Malcom
Can't Say ThatMike Blakewill
Self HarmMartin Malcom
Facebook FearMartin Malcom
Size ZeroGriff Philips
EastendersMikey Jackson
Crime FiguresMikey Jackson
Voice Over BNP
Hawkin HunnyMichael Monkhouse
Posh and BecksMartin Malcom
Queen's ExpensesMikey Jackson
Horne and CordonGriff Philips
Voice Over Bobby RobsonWill Kening
Dick Cheaney WatersportsTom Johnstone
David Cameron Gay FriendlyS Hutchins + H Cooke
Queen's Speech
IranKevin Cooke
Just got the listing and the BCG is really well represented. None from me though.
I would say a good 60-70% of the sketches came from people on here. Well done! (Bastards!)
Sorry to hear you got nothing in.
and... LOL @ Well done! (Bastards!) 
Here's week 3...
Another OneningAndrew Emerson
Indian Call CentreMikey Jackson
Swineflu.comS Hutchins + H Cooke
Jordan and JournalistJoel Soetendop
Steven Greeard DefenceBlakewell + Harris
V/O Waitrose Essentials
Supercalorific
Altzheimers CoupleGavin Beavis
Flyin' RyanMartin Malcom
David Cameron SwearingJoel Soetendop
H1N1
GordfatherTom Johnson
Metal DetectorMikey Jackson
Catholic Sex BookS Hutchins + H Cooke
Size ZeroGriff Philips
Mobile Phone TapTerry Newman
Pope meets BonoJoel Soetendop
V/O BNP
Bellasconi
Crack PieGriff Philips
Talk to the TalibanGriff Philips
V/O Barack ObamaSimon Grant
Free World
Crime FiguresMikey Jackson
Can't Say ThatMike Blakewill
Bi Boy BlueMartin Malcom
Posh and BecksMartin Malcom
Believe I Can Die
Weather ReportNoel Christopher
Self HarmMartin Malcom
Dick Cheaney Water SportsTom Johnson
ChipmunksJames Witt
Undercover at a TabloidRobin Baliles
Putting Down Miss PiggyMikey Jackson
Hawkin' HunnyMichael Monkhouse
Lib Dem Party Political
EastendersMikey Jackson
V/O Bobby RobsonWill Kening
Horne and CordonGriff Philips
Queen's Speech
Harry Potter and the Double EntendreMikey Jackson
Facebook FearMartin Malcom
IranKevin Cooke
Hi, folks I've written a sketch for NR but I have alternate endings I was wondering I am best to include them both or choose one myself? Also, when is the deadline for sending stuff in each week?
Cheers muchly
Quote: The Giggle-o @ August 10 2009, 3:39 PM BSTHi, folks I've written a sketch for NR but I have alternate endings I was wondering I am best to include them both or choose one myself? Also, when is the deadline for sending stuff in each week?
Cheers muchly
Send them both if I were you.
Just send whenever - if you miss the deadline it will be held over for the following week. Although - it's only at the change of run that major changes get made.
Quote: bigfella @ August 10 2009, 3:52 PM BSTSend them both if I were you.
Just send whenever - if you miss the deadline it will be held over for the following week. Although - it's only at the change of run that major changes get made.
Thanks Bigfella! Double thumbs up for you.
Just thought I should tell y'all that the server at NR/Canal cafe has been down for the past 24hrs and is not expected back up 'til tomorrow so if you submitted yesterday then you may wish re-send tomorrow. Personally I don't think stuff is held over, especially mid-run if it is by then considered last weeks news.
Concerning the address I always believed it to be submissions@newsrevue.com but I've not had acknowledgement for read receipts and today when I rang them I was advised to send to mail@newsrevue.com 
Quote: Beelzebozo @ August 10 2009, 4:07 PM BSTJust thought I should tell y'all that the server at NR/Canal cafe has been down for the past 24hrs and is not expected back up 'til tomorrow so if you submitted yesterday then you may wish re-send tomorrow. Personally I don't think stuff is held over, especially mid-run if it is by then considered last weeks news.
I would disgree with that - I've had stuff pop up three or four weeks after I've sent it.
Really? But were your subjects still in the news (expenses, swine flu) or a broad swipe at folk who're always a target? I'd be really interested to know if it were neither.
Quote: Beelzebozo @ August 10 2009, 7:22 PM BSTReally? But were your subjects still in the news (expenses, swine flu) or a broad swipe at folk who're always a target? I'd be really interested to know if it were neither.
Oh Christ knows - it was at the start of the year. I think one was about the fella who had that list on display in front on the press.
Thing is they tend to go for major stories which either tend to hand around or are memorable enough to use.
Thanks. I'm tempted to try that one too but I've also noticed I'm not getting any undeliverable mail messages although their server is down. Does this mean that any stuff sent is merely queued in cyberspace and it'll all be there when they get back up? Otherwise I think I'm encouraging people to clog up their mail server with duplicate entries. 