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Late Saturday afternoon I popped into Waterstones in Birmingham to check no one had bought any copies of Hard Evidence since I last looked (they hadn't), and when I came out there were lines of police officers with riot shields stopping anybody from getting through. Turns out I was slap bang in the middle of a stand off between the English Defence League and Unite Against Fascism. It was quite scary.

Next thing I know there's an angry crowd of Muslims with face masks on throwing missiles at the police! Fortunately a kindly security guard let me and a few other innocent bystanders shelter in their shop until the police started letting civilians out.

Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2009, 10:09 AM BST

I was slap bang in the middle of a stand off between the English Defence League

Ah, so you've finally met the Aaron.

Quote: Ben @ August 10 2009, 10:22 AM BST

Ah, so you've finally met the Aaron.

:D

(Although these were quite scary and intimidating. I always think a blind girl with Polio could take him in a fight).

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 9 2009, 5:18 PM BST

This is so cute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwrA5QRyg

I really want another hamster but I know it would upset my dog.

How? By getting stuck in his throat?

Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2009, 10:09 AM BST

Late Saturday afternoon I popped into Waterstones in Birmingham to check no one had bought any copies of Hard Evidence since I last looked (they hadn't)

Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ August 10 2009, 2:43 PM BST

Laughing out loud

Don't encourage him Zooo he'll just become over-excited again!

:)

Aw, I think he's constantly in a state of over-excitement.

*avoids looking below his waist*

He has a massaging chair, which he can't turn off.

I'd love one of those.

Sat in one once and didn't want to get out.

Rude!

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Laughing out loud

OMFG! It wasn't like that!

It was a chair and did the whole body, not just bits.

:D Ooooh. Kinky. :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 10 2009, 5:40 PM BST
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My god! There are some f**king weird people around.

Who invents this shit - is there some kind of Dragon's Den for sexual perverts.

EDIT - how much are they?....umm...a friend wants to know.

I didn't mean those bitsHuh?

It looked like a dentist's chair, but wasn't.

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