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Ben is going to bed.

Goodnight Ben. You lightweight....

:)

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Quote: chipolata @ August 10 2009, 10:04 AM BST

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Are you being raped over your keyboard?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 10 2009, 11:09 AM BST

Are you being raped over your keyboard?

I wish!

Nah, I just don't seem to put as much effort into posts as I used to.

Smug. I've been asked to join a 'Jan Francis' appreciation forum on Yahoo. My status as a legend and genius has obviously finally been realised Cool

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A psychologist would most likely gain a lot from that post.

Quote: roscoff @ August 10 2009, 1:39 PM BST

'Jan Francis' appreciation forum on Yahoo.

Christ! And I thought I was wasting my life?

So I bought a classical guitar on eBay and it turned up today with the back cracked and lifting away - which is not what I wanted! Presumably happened in transit :(

Quote: Marc P @ August 10 2009, 2:26 PM BST

So I bought a classical guitar on eBay and it turned up today with the back cracked and lifting away - which is not what I wanted! Presumably happened in transit :(

That got there quick? I didn't think you won it? Or are you buying every guitar you can get your hands on?

Negative feeback!!!

Complain to the seller - either it was like that before hand or he packed it badly.

You could put in your email "Don't you know who I am!"

With a picture of you in your best hat.

Quote: bigfella @ August 10 2009, 2:30 PM BST

That got there quick? I didn't think you won it? Or are you buying every guitar you can get your hands on?

Negative feeback!!!

Complain to the seller - either it was like that before hand or he packed it badly.

You could put in your email "Don't you know who I am!"

Lol.

This was another one, a cheaper spare to keep at my parents for when I visit so I can still practice. It was in a thin lightweight hard case. I paid by paypal so have alerted them, and see what happens I guess.

Quote: EllieJP @ August 5 2009, 1:03 PM BST

I've made the semis.

I bet you have. Dirty girl.

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 5 2009, 1:19 PM BST

No, I am merely making a pleasant suggestion for where someone might like have a drink whilst in Clifton. I think that is fairly obvious, to be fair.

Heheh. Go Tim! :)

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2009, 1:48 PM BST

Oooh it's like Eurovision.

You're not gay though.

... Are you? :O

Quote: Gavin @ August 5 2009, 5:48 PM BST
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Ace! :D

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 5 2009, 5:53 PM BST

Looks like the beginning of Eastenders to me. What is it?

Give that man a biscuit.

Quote: DaButt @ August 6 2009, 1:20 PM BST

Use a password manager like KeePass (Windows, freeware) or 1Password (Mac, commercial) and you'll only have to remember a single password for thousands of sites. 1Password is the handiest piece of software I own.

I read it that he meant his network password. Which would render such applications entirely useless.

Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 3:26 AM BST

He had solid foundations in the community too.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:33 AM BST

:D

And he buried loads of people under his patio. Laughing out loud No, sorry, that doesn't work.

Unless it was Crazy Motherf**ker Paving.

Crazy Daughterf**ker Paving, surely?

Quote: Aaron @ August 10 2009, 3:21 PM BST

You're not gay though.

... Are you? :O

Give that man a biscuit.

Only for you.

Mmmmm condescending biscuits... *drools*

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