Hi, I'm Jess. And I love comedy. So, er, hello. 
A small hello
Hello Jess.
Leave now before you get BCG swineflu. It's like ordinary swineflu but not as funny! And hello and welcome
Afternoon. *tips cap*
Hello, ello, ello.
Hello, come in, sit down, have a cup of tea. The hot water's on if you'd like a bath.
My shower is better than Tim's bath. Your quite welcome to try it out.
My bath is was praised highly in the The Times internet column, I'll have you know. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 10 2009, 2:35 PM BSTMy bath is was praised highly in the The Times internet column, I'll have you know.
You win then! 
Hello!
Hello! 
A small hullo back.