Heh!
I'll take it.
Who would be in your Showbiz Gang? Page 3
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2009, 1:53 AM BSTYou are such a slag Badge.
I'm running out of BB housemates.
Quote: zooo @ August 9 2009, 1:53 AM BSTThis isn't 'Who would be in your Showbiz Gangbang'...
No. bd1's gone remember?
Quote: Badge @ August 9 2009, 1:58 AM BSTI <3 Marcus
It's the mutton chops isn't it?! 
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2009, 2:02 AM BSTIt's the mutton chops isn't it?!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2009, 2:02 AM BSTIt's the mutton chops isn't it?!
Eh? What?....oh, sorry, thought you were talking to me.
lee mack, rossy, chubby brown and jeremy clarkson
Im sure this would stir contoversy
If I'm being honest. It would be Gervais, Merchant and Karl Pilkington.
But, I'm guessing you would never be allowed into their gang..
Or based on my talent alone- I would probably end up round Christopher Biggins house, with him coming up with all sorts of bumhole gags, whilst I pretend to laugh along with Jason Donovan and Anthony Costa.
And then at the end, there would be the arkward moment when all the guests have gone but me, Biggins' asks me to stay over, and with my crippled self doubt and the wanting to 'stay' inside the celebrity circle...I say yes-and let him slip a finger inside my anus as he slowly closes the front door, smiling into my face...
Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 10:13 AM BSTIf I'm being honest. It would be Gervais, Merchant and Karl Pilkington.
But, I'm guessing you would never be allowed into their gang..
Or based on my talent alone- I would probably end up round Christopher Biggins house, with him coming up with all sorts of bumhole gags, whilst I pretend to laugh along with Jason Donovan and Anthony Costa.
And then at the end, there would be the arkward moment when all the guests have gone but me, Biggins' asks me to stay over, and with my crippled self doubt and the wanting to 'stay' inside the celebrity circle...I say yes-and let him slip a finger inside my anus as he slowly closes the front door, smiling into my face...
WTF lol 
Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 10:13 AM BSTOr based on my talent alone- I would probably end up round Christopher Biggins house, with him coming up with all sorts of bumhole gags, whilst I pretend to laugh along with Jason Donovan and Anthony Costa.
And then at the end, there would be the arkward moment when all the guests have gone but me, Biggins' asks me to stay over, and with my crippled self doubt and the wanting to 'stay' inside the celebrity circle...I say yes-and let him slip a finger inside my anus as he slowly closes the front door, smiling into my face...
Come you know that really happened!
Quote: bigfella @ August 9 2009, 10:53 AM BSTCome you know that really happened!
He said he loved me...and then it all went dark.
He sat on my face.
Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 10:54 AM BST
He said he loved me...and then it all went dark.
He sat on my face.
Quote: Scottidog @ August 9 2009, 10:13 AM BST
I say yes-and let him slip a finger inside my anus as he slowly closes the front door, smiling into my face...
All I'm thinking is How long is his f**king finger?