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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 9 2009, 1:33 AM BST

Roo is close to crying because her neighbours have yet again woken her up with a party and are making her ill. She badly needs some sleep, it's the third night in a row they've done it.

I feel your pain Ruby Doo, the c**t upstairs wakes me up all the time. Angry

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 9 2009, 1:20 AM BST

Turtle rapes bagpipe player.

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 1:38 AM BST

Angry

I'd say bang on the walls with a broom, based on my experience of 1970s comedy films/sitcoms... but, thinking about it, that usually only seems to make things worse.

Poor Roo!

I have been inform if they don't shut up in an hour to get my Ramones out and blast their arses with some kickass punk.

In my first year of uni these guys upstairs were dicks who did anything they could one night to wake up. Revving their engine, jumping on the stairs, playing loud music. We waited til it stopped then on went the death metal CDs, the electric guitar, the french horn, the bashing on the ceiling, etc. They came and banged on the door and we opened it and threw a bucket of water at them. Really enjoyable.

Revenge is a bucket of water best served cold. :)

...and slightly fishy.

Someone has gone there to complain, Good luck trying without calling the police.

Edit: And there are the flashing lights...

Hee-hee!

I turned in a bunch of the little shits that live in our section of the apartment complex. They've been out till 11 just about every night and last night they were tripping off car alarms. The police came to find them and scared them shitless. I love being a grownup.

Had a friend send this to me, hope you all enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk

Laughing out loud

Is this for real? The sound quality seems too good?

No idea, but Tim, sad to say, these are my people. I have 3 relatives who have been arrested for drunk driving, 2 on lawn mowers.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 9 2009, 2:46 AM BST

They've been out till 11 just about every night and last night they were tripping off car alarms.

Can't they get hallucinogenic drugs round your way?

Well, not since my drug dealer neighbour was hauled away...

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 9 2009, 3:39 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Is this for real? The sound quality seems too good?

I take it it's this guy http://www.marcryan.com/

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 9 2009, 3:41 AM BST

No idea, but Tim, sad to say, these are my people. I have 3 relatives who have been arrested for drunk driving, 2 on lawn mowers.

That sort of event would have livened up David Lynch's The Straight Story.

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