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What are you eating? Page 317

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 4:19 PM BST

Well half of that's healthy. I eat the seeds becuase I'm allergic to nuts and I can get the benefits without going into anaphylatic shock. :)

That's just being picky. God, I hate picky eaters.

Quote: Leevil @ August 8 2009, 4:24 PM BST

That's just being picky. God, I hate picky eaters.

Well, you know being British I don't like to mention it. If I'm out a restaurant and an attack strikes I don't like to make a fuss. I quickly stick the adrenelin jab in my thigh and carry on as normal, telling the waiter that "everything's fine, thank you."

Just had an ice cream from the ice cream man.

*hangs head in shame*

Did he try for a quick feel? Our ice cream men are notorious for that.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ August 8 2009, 5:05 PM BST

Did he try for a quick feel? Our ice cream men are notorious for that.

Chance would be a fine thing!

Those Mr Whippy ice creams are mostly air anyway. I doubt that have many calories.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 5:10 PM BST

Those Mr Whippy ice creams are mostly air anyway. I doubt that have many calories.

Its the sugar.

I feel all funny now. :(

Quote: bigfella @ August 8 2009, 5:11 PM BST

Its the sugar.

I feel all funny now. :(

Ah. Does it go right through you, or is it more of an insulin level thing?

I'm not meant to eat much sugar now, I've lost the bit of the stomach that processes it.

If I eat too much I get some called dumping syndrome.

I shake, sweat, get hot dizzy and stomach cramps.

It's not nice.

But is all my fault I should have been strong!

Oh dear. Can you counteract it by drinking lots of water or something?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 5:20 PM BST

Oh dear. Can you counteract it by drinking lots of water or something?

No. Cos can't drink a lot either.

I just have to not eat sugar! But sometimes....I am bad.

So now I'm being punished.

Quote: bigfella @ August 8 2009, 5:21 PM BST

No. Cos can't drink a lot either.

I just have to not eat sugar! But sometimes....I am bad.

So now I'm being punished.

Blimey. Nothing that's nice is good for us. :(

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ August 8 2009, 5:23 PM BST

Blimey. Nothing that's nice is good for us. :(

No..... Teary Having a salad soon. Teary

Quote: bigfella @ August 8 2009, 5:24 PM BST

No..... Teary Having a salad soon. Teary

Salad can be nice - and I don't even have salad dressing. Salad leaves, tomatoes and cucumber. Yum. Or orange, carrot and sultana salad is nice.

I'm having cucumber-tomato salad with a dash of dressing. Yum!

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