Quote: Ben @ August 7 2009, 10:08 PM BSTBecause of your fondness for necrophilia and bestiality?
He was looking for the blowhole.
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Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 10:06 PM BSTAnd this is me looking very pleased I managed to spot the whale.
Whale done.
Nice pics. 
There's more on my Facebook page and for details on tickets to the live event. Please visit my website (a sight of webs).
Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 10:12 PM BSTPlease visit my website (a sight of webs).
When's your site going back up? I used to like your Alan Partridge sketch on there.
Thank you.
I'm going to wait till I can produce some video sketches n things generally more interesting than an Alan Partridge script and about 3 other sketches.
How's AJP anyway?
I have no idea? 
#i haven't spoken to him for about a year.
Oh how I miss his arrogance.
I miss his inappropriate touching Thank God, I have SlagA.
Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 10:26 PM BSTI miss his inappropriate touching Thank God, I have SlagA.
Charming. 
Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 10:06 PM BSTDNA should be possible. They have feathers and skin, etc.
Do they? I thought there were just a few bone fragments. There is the famous story of how in the mid-eighteenth century the Ashmolean binned the last stuffed Dodo, as part of a policy of throwing out tatty old specimens.
Quote: Timbo @ August 8 2009, 10:35 AM BSTThere is the famous story of how in the mid-eighteenth century the Ashmolean binned the last stuffed Dodo, as part of a policy of throwing out tatty old specimens.
There is a stuffed dodo there, so maybe that's a myth?
Quote: Tim Walker @ August 8 2009, 1:33 AM BSTCharming.
Your touching isn't inappropriate. It's quite sensual, actually.
I'm off to the Bristol Balloon Festival this afternoon to see the... ummm, balloons, and the Red Arrows. Whooooosh!
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 8 2009, 2:08 PM BSTI'm off to the Bristol Balloon Festival this afternoon to see the... ummm, balloons, and the Red Arrows. Whooooosh!
Balloons don't go whoosh, they go ROAR, SIGH