SUPER MARIO IS SITTING AT A BAR ALONE WHEN HE HEARS A VOICE FROM BEHIND.
Donkey Kong:
A banana daiquiri please barman and whatever the plumbers having.
Mario: (Twirls around)
Donkey Kong! Long time no see.
DK:
Hey Mario, you look great. Have you been working out?
Mario:
I'm 3D nowadays! It hasn't been that long surely.
DK:
Oh 3D of course, that's what it is, well it really suits you.
Oh by the way how's Luigi? I haven't seen him since...
Mario:
He's a lot happier now that he's no longer living a lie. He & Raoul have a nice little condo on Koopa beach. Anyway, how are your lot doing?
DK:
Well Cranky Kong retired recently.
MARIO:
Ah did he?
DK:
No Diddy's still working, doing very well actually.
And how is that gorgeous yet infuriatingly vulnerable princess of yours? It only seems like yesterday that I was taking her up the scaffolding.
Mario:
Yeah they were good times, a real barrel of.. well barrels.
Princess is Princess, you know how it is. Every time I go back to the Castle it's always Bowser Captured me this, and please rescue me Mario that.
DK:
Oh yeah… Bowser!
Mario:
I shouldn't have said a word.
DK:
Bloody Bowser. We were doing great before that. Just me, you and the Princess, and then one day old Green Bollocks comes on the scene and next thing I know I'm getting a Golden Footshake, and being shown the door.
Mario:
I can't keep apologising mate. Times change! You knew it wasn't going to last forever, well not without cheats anyway.
DK:
I just can't believe you deserted me like that though. I thought we were friends.
MARIO:
Well no we weren't really what you would call friends.
You used to capture my girlfriend and then threw barrels & flames at me whenever I tried to rescue her
DK:
That was just to squash or burn you, nothing sinister.
You shouldn't desert your pals, that's all I'm saying.
MARIO:
I know, It never really bothered me that much,It's all a game when you think about it. That's your problem Kong. You always take it so seriously.
DK:
It may be a game to you, but to me it's a career Ok?
MARIO:
Is it really that big a deal in the grand scheme of things?
We only get 5 lives at a time, you've got to make the most of them, let's not fall out over silly things.
DK:
I suppose you're right. You're still coming Kart racing on Saturday aren't you?
MARIO:
You must be joking! You keep chucking bananas at me you crazy bastard.
End
Nice one Fred.
