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I chickened out guys. Maybe another night. Anyway I've had a coupla vodkas and you're not supposed to mix alcohol and knob-pills.

Quote: Lee Henman @ August 7 2009, 10:42 PM BST

I chickened out guys. Maybe another night. Anyway I've had a coupla vodkas and you're not supposed to mix alcohol and knob-pills.

No!!!!!!

do it! do it!

You'll love it...

(alright scott...bit gay)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 7 2009, 8:15 PM BST

Make sure your wife is in the mood first or you'll likely wank yourself to death with your chemically induced hard on.

Here are the facts (from what I've been told) -

It can give you a headache as well as making you feel hot.

You have to be in the mood in the first place or it won't work.

Once your up, you are up, lasts about 4 hours.

Orgasmic feeling can be slightly diminished.

Recovery time between erections is greatly reduced. You'll be raring to go again before you finish your first post coital cigarette.

I can't believe your wasting an expensive Viagra pill on the wife of all people. Can't you save it for a young mistress or a porn star hooker? :P

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scottidog @ August 7 2009, 10:46 PM BST

No!!!!!!

do it! do it!

You'll love it...

(alright scott...bit gay)

Laughing out loud

Not too many or...

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Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 10:47 PM BST

Not too many or...

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That is actually how I look when I climax.

A little like a boy with to many Sour lemon sherberts in his mouth.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 8:59 PM BST

Women can take it too. It's suppose to boost orgasm.

Boost what orgasm?

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 10:53 PM BST

What orgasm?

Well tighter they get, the more the man orgasms?

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 10:53 PM BST

Boost what orgasm?

That's chicks for ya, give 'em one orgasm and then they expect one every single time. Greedy cows.

Like all good performers, leave them wanting more.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 7 2009, 8:46 PM BST

I took the jelly version of viagra. (the bad experience)

It claims to get into the system quicker, therefore giving you an erection quicker.

The problem was, I took it, and didn't tell the misses.
Half way through :$ she looked up at me (or back at me) I can't remember, and jumped up and screamed:

''Oh my god, what the f**k is wrong wth your lips''

I went, 'what! what!'...jumped up and looked in the mirror...

I had BRIGHT RED lips..like I as wearing lipstick. WTF!

Neither to say, I completly lost track, and felt like some crazy tranny with a wasted erection, walking around the bedroom, thinking about whether to ring an ambulance or not.

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I said to my misses this morning-

'Were you faking it last night?'

She said- 'No, I was asleep'...

WAHEY

Quote: Marc P @ August 7 2009, 10:55 PM BST

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True.

Quote: Marc P @ August 7 2009, 10:55 PM BST

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You need some Viagra.

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Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 10:53 PM BST

Boost what orgasm?

I dunno, I just read it, never heard of it.

Quote: Scottidog @ August 7 2009, 10:57 PM BST

WAHEY

True.

No if you had a missus she'd at the least be spelt properly!

Quote: Marc P @ August 7 2009, 11:02 PM BST

WAHEY

Sorry for the spelling mistake Mark.

Thanks for bringing that up.

:)

Quote: Marc P @ August 7 2009, 11:02 PM BST

No if you had a missus she'd at the least be spelt properly!

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Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 11:13 PM BST
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:)

Why so hostile towards me!

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