Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 7 2009, 9:28 PM BSTUnfortunately I'm not going to be able to......
...Let that one go home just yet, You're through to Boot Camp.
Oh my God!!!! *jumps up and down* You won't regret this Mr Sunshine. Aaaggghhhh!! *runs off to phone mum*
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 7 2009, 9:28 PM BSTI'm not a Racist but..
Here are a couple of threads I've wanted to post but couldn't be arsed...
1. I don't like people who have no toes, does that make me Lack Toes Intolerant?
2. I don't like people who have no hands, does that make me No Hands Ma Ghandi?
3. I think people with no toes, or hands are going to hell, does this make me the Nay-Ayatollah-rance?
So desperate am I to win this competition, I've decided to add a few more -
Most fanciable road sign.
How old are your pets?
Should lunatics take over the asylum? Discuss.
If you could make a cartoon character come to life, which one would it be and why?
Why do men have two balls but only one cock?
Do dogs go to heaven?
My girlfriend's fanny smells like a cheese sandwich, should I tell her?
Hi, Renegade Carpark!
Name that STD.
George Lamb. Who is this c**t?
Quote: Ben @ August 7 2009, 10:26 PM BSTHi, Renegade Carpark!
Hi Ben. 
You coming to the BCG Meet Up?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 7 2009, 10:39 PM BSTHi Ben.
You coming to the BCG Meet Up?
There's no room unfortunately, so probably not.
Come as my +1, that'll get the tongues wagging.
Seriously, a week before people are gonna drop out like good acting and plot from the Titanic.
So I will see you there amigo. And that, as they say, is that.
We can but pray that Providence smiles gladly on us that day.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 7 2009, 10:43 PM BSTCome as my +1, that'll get the tongues wagging.
No Roo, DON'T MAKE THAT JOKE! >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<
Were you going to make some comment about rimming, Miss Ruby-Mae?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 10:54 PM BSTNo Roo, DON'T MAKE THAT JOKE! >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<
Do it! Do it now!
We've got some great threads through to boot camp so far.
Obviously I couldn't vote for any of my own, so I put a few in anyway.
"What Are You Listening For?"
"Who Do You Fancy As A Genuine Possibility, Not A Hypothetical?"
"How many fingers have you had up?"
'Did Anne Frank really just have a biro, or was their a team of writers around her?'
Shooting People's Members
Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"
Have you ever wanked so hard that the spunk flew out ya cock and into your own eye?
The Winner Takes It All, The Loser Has A Fall. Have you ever won anything? Or lost at anything? Or breathed in and out at any point in your life?
Do you get shit on your balls?
Girls shouldn't do that.
Would it be good if when you passed wind, it came out purple?
The all in one consiladatory Sitcom thread.
I'm not a Racist but..
1. I don't like people who have no toes, does that make me Lack Toes Intolerant?
Things that really don't bother you.
If you could make a cartoon character come to life, which one would it be and why?
Why do men have two balls but only one cock?
What are you typing now?
No Roo, DON'T MAKE THAT JOKE
"Flatus Report" (although we do need to check whether this thread is about blow jobs or farts)
Quote: Scottidog @ August 7 2009, 9:35 PM BSTI'm ... im
>_<
New Thread titles:
'If I was an American, and I was to live the American Dream, what that mean I would shoot up a school?'
'Do you think the Dunblane gunman would have kicked himself today, for not targeting Andy Murray, if he'd have known he'd have turned out to be such a c**t?'
Or:
'When Andy Murray and his brother were hiding under the headmaster's desk away from the Dunblane Gunman, What do you think they talked about?... Tennis?