Anyone took this before? My mate's just been round and given me a packet. He can't take them because they give him headaches.
I'm wondering whether to "surprise" the missus when she comes in from work tonight...
Viagra
Quote: Lee Henman @ August 7 2009, 7:59 PM BSTI'm wondering whether to "surprise" the missus when she comes in from work tonight...
You're going to have cleaned the house? Not sure viagra's going to help with that...
I have. A good experience and a bad one.
Don't bloody tell her you're gonna take one! she'll just think you are the man of steel all night!!
Also don't take more than one, else you'll be pole volting out of bed in the morning...
Make sure your wife is in the mood first or you'll likely wank yourself to death with your chemically induced hard on.
Here are the facts (from what I've been told) -
It can give you a headache as well as making you feel hot.
You have to be in the mood in the first place or it won't work.
Once your up, you are up, lasts about 4 hours.
Orgasmic feeling can be slightly diminished.
Recovery time between erections is greatly reduced. You'll be raring to go again before you finish your first post coital cigarette.
I can't believe your wasting an expensive Viagra pill on the wife of all people. Can't you save it for a young mistress or a porn star hooker? 
Quote: Lee Henman @ August 7 2009, 7:59 PM BSTAnyone took this before? My mate's just been round and given me a packet. He can't take them because they give him headaches.
I'm wondering whether to "surprise" the missus when she comes in from work tonight...
I tried it once but it got stuck in my throat, I ended up with a stiff neck for a week 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 7 2009, 8:24 PM BSTI tried it once but I ended up with a stiff cock stuck in my throat for a week
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ August 7 2009, 8:24 PM BSTI tried it once but it got stuck in my throat, I ended up with a stiff neck for a week
>_<
I took the jelly version of viagra. (the bad experience)
It claims to get into the system quicker, therefore giving you an erection quicker.
The problem was, I took it, and didn't tell the misses.
Half way through 
she looked up at me (or back at me) I can't remember, and jumped up and screamed:
''Oh my god, what the f**k is wrong wth your lips''
I went, 'what! what!'...jumped up and looked in the mirror...
I had BRIGHT RED lips..like I as wearing lipstick. WTF!
Neither to say, I completly lost track, and felt like some crazy tranny with a wasted erection, walking around the bedroom, thinking about whether to ring an ambulance or not.
If you still have the erection long after, she'll expect you to hammer that shelf up. [/70s]
Women can take it too. It's suppose to boost orgasm.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 8:59 PM BSTWomen can take it too. It's suppose to boost orgasm.
You su-knows!
I wouldn't want to try it. Knowing my freaky luck, I'll grow a beard.
That would keep any man, hard as a rock.
I've considered trying it before, but I'm far too worried of the 0.01% chance I might not get a hard on again.
Quote: Ben @ August 7 2009, 9:45 PM BSTI've considered trying it before, but I'm far too worried of the 0.01% chance I might not get a hard on again.
Well, it is certainly one way to find out if you have a heart condition...
Gladly, I don't- Touch wood...ahem