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Things that piss you off Page 482

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 6 2009, 10:29 PM BST

:( I deserve it! I'm great! :D

:D

Fred Phelps will be here in San Antonio for the next 3 days and I'm getting on a plane in a few hours. I'd like to have a chance to kick that scumbag in the nuts.

He's picketing in front of several Christian and Jewish places of worship because he holds them responsible for the local woman who killed and ate her infant son the other week.

Who is Fred Phelps?

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 3:59 PM BST

He's picketing in front of several Christian and Jewish places of worship because he holds them responsible for the local woman who killed and ate her infant son the other week.

He's a tw*t, we all know it was because of the credit crunch.

Quote: Chappers @ August 7 2009, 4:14 PM BST

Who is Fred Phelps?

He's the "preacher" who, among other things, travels around the country protesting at the funerals of soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. His "church" is mainly made up of family members and they try to entice people to attack them or violate their rights so they can sue.

His followers carry signs like "God hates fags" and other assorted nonsense. The craziest of the crazies, basically.

He is the world's biggest c**t.

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 4:23 PM BST

He's the "preacher" who, among other things, travels around the country protesting at the funerals of soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. His "church" is mainly made up of family members and they try to entice people to attack them or violate their rights so they can sue.

His followers carry signs like "God hates fags" and other assorted nonsense. The craziest of the crazies, basically.

Louis Thereaux did a good show asking him and his followers annoying questions.

Quote: DaButt @ August 7 2009, 4:23 PM BST

He's the "preacher" who, among other things, travels around the country protesting at the funerals of soldiers who died in Iraq and Afghanistan. His "church" is mainly made up of family members and they try to entice people to attack them or violate their rights so they can sue.

His followers carry signs like "God hates fags" and other assorted nonsense. The craziest of the crazies, basically.

Oh him. Yes I saw the documentary about the "family". Sorry - no good with names.

Ridiculous customers. Ffs. I don't always know what I'm doing totally, but I know more than you idiots who can't tell the difference between a latex and a foil balloon. >_<

Oh - and scene girls who turn up in their pyjamas, making stupid Pokemon references (not ace ones. They're okay. :$), and flirting with anything that moves while showing us photos from last night's party. Unimpressed

Hmmm just broke the flush handle on the toilet and then broke the glue trying to fix it. And then get a call from my GF saying the car has a flat tire.

Good times :D

When Leevil toys with your heart & then just ignores you.
:( :P

:D

Quote: Leevil @ August 10 2009, 9:19 PM BST

Hmmm just broke the flush handle on the toilet and then broke the glue trying to fix it. And then get a call from my GF saying the car has a flat tire.

Good times :D

That sucks..my landlord tried installing a new toilet seat a little while ago in our place and cracked the porcelain doing it. Now my toilet looks all ghetto with brownish glue holding it together.

Quote: Curt @ August 10 2009, 10:01 PM BST

That sucks..my landlord tried installing a new toilet seat a little while ago in our place and cracked the porcelain doing it. Now my toilet looks all ghetto with brownish glue holding it together.

Is that glue?

Quote: Leevil @ August 10 2009, 9:19 PM BST

Hmmm just broke the flush handle on the toilet and then broke the glue trying to fix it. And then get a call from my GF saying the car has a flat tire*.

Good times :D

* Tyre. Aaron seems to be a bit lax at the moment.

Women in flip flops. Slip slop slip slop go their annoying feet. Slip slop slip slop slip slop...

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