Quote: Kevin Murphy @ August 7 2009, 4:02 PM BST"roaring purple vagina"
New from Roland Emmerich.
The "beauty" of crude words. Contains filth. Page 3
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:47 PM BSTAxe wound.
Hairy axe wound*
Quote: Paul W @ August 7 2009, 3:57 PM BSTI feel they both work.
I bet you do.
*senses Paul shifting uncomfortably in his seat*
Clunge.
Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2009, 4:07 PM BSTHairy axe wound*
I bet you do.
*senses Paul shifting uncomfortably in his seat*
Clunge.
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 3:47 PM BSTAxe wound.
Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2009, 4:07 PM BSTHairy axe wound*
Quote: Paul W @ August 7 2009, 3:57 PM BSTthey both work.
Beef curtains.
Wizard's sleeve.
Quote: Aaron @ August 7 2009, 4:07 PM BSTHairy axe wound*
I bet you do.
*senses Paul shifting uncomfortably in his seat*
Clunge.
Are you watching me... again?
Quote: Geoff Mutton @ August 7 2009, 4:11 PM BSTWizard's sleeve.
Stewie: So is there any tread left on the tires? Or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
Stench trench.
Rusty Bullet Hole / Rusty Sheriff's Badge
(not to be confused with Sheriff's Badge on it's own, which is a euphamism for pissing your pants)
PENIS THIGH TRAP!!!!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 4:23 PM BSTPENIS THIGH TRAP!!!!
Have you got a lisp Ruby?
No but because of my bunny gap, I can't say it fast!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 5:06 PM BSTbunny gap
Cor! Oh, you mean teeth.
Hair Pie.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 5:06 PM BSTNo but because of my bunny gap, I can't say it fast!
Red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 3:22 PM BSTWhy do dirty words and language make us laugh so much?
Because they really are big and clever.
Implication is more amusing because subconsciously we feel pleased with ourselves for working out what it means.