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Fred's Thread Fret Thread Page 2

I'm beginning to fall for you, Fred. Lovey

"How many fingers have you had up?"

The statement and the thread suggestion are not related. Unless Fred wants them to be? Smarmy

Quote: Tim Walker @ August 7 2009, 1:52 AM BST

"Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ August 7 2009, 2:53 AM BST

Which came first, the chicken or me?

The Mods on this forum should shut the hell up and worship BD1. Discuss.

Have you ever wanked so hard that the spunk flew out ya cock and into your own eye?

My list of famous Joolies who would shag me if ever they took away the restraining orders.

Has 60 years of the NATO treaty really made the Western world safer?

The Winner Takes It All, The Loser Has A Fall. Have you ever won anything? Or lost at anything? Or breathed in and out at any point in your life?

Give me £3 million in used notes or I will bring my gang of super dudes over from the other forums where I'm loved, respected and treated like a god.

Laughing out loud

See other thread for latest developments on the BD1 saga. We've had visitors. Visitors we've had... *strokes chin sagely*

Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 2:56 AM BST

I'm beginning to fall for you, Fred. Lovey

"How many fingers have you had up?"

The statement and the thread suggestion are not related. Unless Fred wants them to be? Smarmy

Laughing out loud :D :) :O :$

Well there have been some good suggestions.

My favourites so far are;
'Did Anne Frank really just have a biro, or was their a team of writers around her?'
Shooting People's Members
Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"
Have you ever wanked so hard that the spunk flew out ya cock and into your own eye?
The Winner Takes It All, The Loser Has A Fall. Have you ever won anything? Or lost at anything? Or breathed in and out at any point in your life?

Congratulations, you're all through to the next round.

:)

Who wipes from back to front?

Girls shouldn't do that.

Quote: Bad dog @ August 7 2009, 4:50 PM BST

Who wipes from back to front?

Do you get shit on your balls?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Do you get shit on your balls?

Girls shouldn't do that.

I hope these were suggestions for threads, as they are both doozies!

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 4:56 PM BST

Do you get shit on your balls?

Fortunately I'm a front to back man, so no.

:D

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 7 2009, 4:57 PM BST

I hope these were suggestions for threads, as they are both doozies!

If it means I'm through to the boot camp stage, yes. :D

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 7 2009, 4:47 PM BST

*Has Illness Or Injury Ever Forced You To Change Your Spouse?"

Laughing out loud
Whistling nnocently

Would it be good if when you passed wind, it came out purple?

Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 5:04 PM BST

:D

If it means I'm through to the boot camp stage, yes. :D

Unfortunately I'm not going to be able to......
...Let that one go home just yet, You're through to Boot Camp.

(for future reference, it always helps if they have a bit of sob story behind them)

I've got a couple more threads to put to the judges.

Who fancies writing a joint novel on here?
Favourite Lighthouse Family songs.
What are you typing now?
I'm not a Racist but..
Things that really don't bother you.
The all in one consiladatory Sitcom thread.

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ August 7 2009, 9:28 PM BST

The all in one consiladatory Sitcom thread.

:D

I'm glad im through to the next round Fred, thankyou.

My mum and dad will be so proud, it's been a rollercoaster ride of emotions, ups and downs, and I feel like I've been on a real journey.

:)

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