British Comedy Guide

The "beauty" of crude words. Contains filth.

Spampurse! Jizzwizzard! Nutty buttchunk! Donkey rapist! Cock jockey! Playing the one string banjo! Sacface! Nipplehead! Poonflaps! Purple headed trucheon of love! Wee Willy Smallballs!

...and other mature things.

Why do dirty words and language make us laugh so much? As children we are taught that it's not big of clever to say such things yet as we get older, it becomes more and more acceptable. And why do people like me can laugh at the terms above but cannot totally handle words like the C word?

Do post your comments on the downfall of society here along with more filth.
Angelic

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 3:22 PM BST

Spampurse! Jizzwizzard! Nutty buttchunk! Donkey rapist! Cock jockey! Playing the one string banjo! Sacface! Nipplehead! Poonflaps! Purple headed trucheon of love! Wee Willy Smallballs!

...and other mature things.

Why do dirty words and language make us laugh so much? As children we are taught that it's not big of clever to say such things yet as we get older, it becomes more and more acceptable. And why do people like me can laugh at the terms above but cannot totally handle words like the C word?

Do post your comments on the downfall of society here along with more filth.
Angelic

The 'C' word? Conservative?

Ha!

Yes I agree the country has gone to pieces.

Its because of dust, soil, dirt, bath scum, water stained glasses and forks with bits of food on them. Plus all other sorts of filth!

Annie and Aggie to save the world.

Quote: bigfella @ August 7 2009, 3:27 PM BST

Yes I agree the country has gone to pieces.

Its becuase of dust, soil, dirt, bath scum, water stained glasses and forks with bits of food on them. Plus all other sorts of filth!

Annie and Aggie to save the world.

That's not the filth I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of "Goat sucker".

:P

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 3:22 PM BST

And why do people like me can laugh at the terms above but cannot totally handle words like the C word?

Because they're c**ts. :)

(Thought I'd get that one out the way sooner rather than later.)

I'm not a C word! Teary

I prefer the term Whore, thank you.

I don't really, let's not start a trend!

Hairy goat muncher. Pizzle-tits. Quimstamper. Arse puppeteer. Lilly-livered lady gravy...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 3:32 PM BST

I'm not a C word! Teary

I prefer the term Whore, thank you.

I don't really, let's not start a trend!

Console

Breast-tickler.

We want dirty language Lee, not your occupation.

The hairy banjo, purple headed love rocket, pink oboe, wank spanners.

Donkey-gobbler.

Pooper! Poop Chute! Pee Flaps! Baby Gravy! Knacker Fat! Quim!!!!

This is the Tourettes thread?

Spunky pancakes with Slutty marmalade.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 3:29 PM BST

That's not the filth I had in mind. I was thinking more along the lines of "Goat sucker".

:P

Chupacabra!

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