Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:40 PM BSTSeems it's the old two colour glasses. *tries his out*
Nope, that didn't work.
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Timbo is lucky to be alive, according to the RAC.
I had some work done on my car, then drove down to Cornwall and back; I drove out of my own drive this morning and my car lost all power. It seems the garage had failed to tighten the bolts holding the driveshaft in place, and all six had worked loose. If it had happened at motorway speeds, the driveshaft would have sliced through the gearbox, and if it had dropped down and dug into the road, probably have flipped the car. As it was the RAC man was able to tighten the bolts back in place, no harm done.
The RAC man must have used the word 'amazing' literally a hundred times.
LAWSUIT!!!!
That's amazing! 
Quote: Gavin @ August 7 2009, 2:37 PM BSTYour ignorance is causing my brain to hurt.
I'm in a goood mood today
Explain to me then, Gavinator, how it works? Why bother using f**k off top of the range twin digital projects at the cinema when the same effect can be achieved at home on a cathode ray tube?
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:53 PM BSTThat's amazing!
I know, the idea of me as a blonde does rock.....
Seriously Timbo, you should do something about the garage. You could have been killed!
>_<
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:53 PM BSTThat's amazing!
Do you work for the RAC?
Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 2:54 PM BSTExplain to me then, Gavinator, how it works? Why bother using f**k off top of the range twin digital projects at the cinema when the same effect can be achieved at home on a cathode ray tube?
STOP IT! MY HEAD HURTS! STOP MAKING UP FANCY WORDS!!!! 
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 2:55 PM BSTSTOP IT! MY HEAD HURTS! STOP MAKING UP FANCY WORDS!!!!
Gavinator?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ August 7 2009, 2:54 PM BSTSeriously Timbo, you should do something about the garage. You could have been killed!
I shall certainly be having a few words with them. Warning bells should perhaps have rung when they were able to fit me in at such short notice...
Quote: Nil Putters @ August 7 2009, 2:56 PM BSTGavinator?
And your Nilbo. 
Nilbo Baggins.
Whatever issues you have downstairs are your own business, Nil.