What's the funniest predominantly visual thing you've ever seen, either as part of a comedy show or in real life?
What's the funniest thing you've ever seen?
My penis in Paul Chuckle's mouth.
The most erotic thing I've ever seen is, my penis in Barry Chuckle's mouth.
The most f**ked up thing I've ever seen is, Paul Chuckle's penis in Barry Chuckle's mouth.
Bush's 'Fool me once' riff.
Quote: Marc P @ August 7 2009, 12:02 PM BSTBush's 'Fool me once' riff.
Bush was certainly did some great stand-up. At least he was good for that one thing.
Quote: NoggetFred @ August 7 2009, 12:14 PM BSTBush was certainly did some great stand-up. At least he was good for that one thing.
You couldn't write this.
My sister dry-heaving for a solid five minutes after trying a spoonful of cod roe. I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.
Did she know what it was or did you wait until she ate it to tell her?
Freddie Starr's 'seaside special' show in the late 80's. I wasn't looking forward to going because I didn't find his TV work amusing.
LOL? I pulled my stomach muscles and had cramp in my cheeks!
Quote: Leevil @ August 7 2009, 12:32 PM BSTDid she know what it was or did you wait until she ate it to tell her?
I told her it was finest caviar. In between heaves she kept calling me a "dirty bastard" which made me worse.
Spike Milligan referring to Prince Charles as 'a grovelling bastard', on the comedy awards back in the '90s.
Bussell queueing up in Waterstones to get his copy of 'Ultimate BBQ Bible' signed by Ainsley Harriott while saying "oh that's a big cucumber" rather loudly.
Seeing my dad trying to sell a 20 year old corded drill to a bunch of builders (for over £20), I wasn't even there but I heard about it and couldn't stop laughing.
Probably when my family and I were on holiday years ago and we hired out a small boat for the river.
It was an old wooden boat with oars, and it was me, mum, dad and little sister.
(Dad using the oars)
We must have been quarter of a mile out, and some water was getting into the boat (not alot) and my sister was getting hysterical, my mum panicked and gave everybody life jackets, which made my sister panick even more and began to scream and cry. My mum stood up waving to the river bank...at nobody. Which made my sister scream and cry louder.
Whilst I was uncontrollably laughing it hurt, and my dad just had a look on his face that said 'why did I ever suggest doing this'
But yeah...they all died, except me...
Quote: Scottidog @ August 7 2009, 1:15 PM BSTProbably when my family and I were on holiday years ago and we hired out a small boat for the river.
It was an old wooden boat with oars, and it was me, mum, dad and little sister.
(Dad using the oars)We must have been quarter of a mile out, and some water was getting into the boat (not alot) and my sister was getting hysterical, my mum panicked and gave everybody life jackets, which made my sister panick even more and began to scream and cry. My mum stood up waving to the river bank...at nobody. Which made my sister scream and cry louder.
Whilst I was uncontrollably laughing it hurt, and my dad just had a look on his face that said 'why did I ever suggest doing this'But yeah...they all died, except me...
I couldn't help but laugh at that, thank you scottdog!